"Foil" is a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic, released in 2014 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:19 long and contains 37 lines and 241 words.
Lyrics
0:00I never seem to finish all my food
0:05I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
0:11So I just keep what's still unchewed
0:16And I take it home save it for later
0:22But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation
0:26Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation
0:28I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
0:33I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers
0:37Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer
0:40I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
0:44With aluminum foil
0:48Never settle for less
0:51That kind of wrap is just the best
0:53To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
0:56Stick it in your cooler
0:59Eat it when you're ready
1:01But maybe you'll choose
1:06A refreshing herbal tea
1:11Mmm lovely
1:13Oh by the way I've cracked the code
1:18I've figured out these shadow organizations
1:24And the Illuminati know
1:29That they're finally primed for world domination
1:35And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
1:39Puppet masters for the New World Order
1:41Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
1:46And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
1:50Thought control rays psychotronic scanning
1:52Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat
1:57From aluminum foil
2:01Wear a hat that's foil lined
2:03In case an alien's inclined
2:06To probe your butt or read your mind
2:09Looks a bit peculiar
2:12Seems a little crazy
2:14But someday I'll prove
2:19There's a big conspiracy
I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home save it for later But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight With aluminum foil Never settle for less That kind of wrap is just the best To keep your sandwich nice and fresh Stick it in your cooler Eat it when you're ready But maybe you'll choose A refreshing herbal tea Mmm lovely Oh by the way I've cracked the code I've figured out these shadow organizations And the Illuminati know That they're finally primed for world domination And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border Puppet masters for the New World Order Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing Thought control rays psychotronic scanning Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat From aluminum foil Wear a hat that's foil lined In case an alien's inclined To probe your butt or read your mind Looks a bit peculiar Seems a little crazy But someday I'll prove There's a big conspiracy
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