Virus Alert (Main Version)
"Weird Al" Yankovic"Virus Alert (Main Version)" is a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic, released in 2006 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:37 long and contains 73 lines and 488 words.
Lyrics
0:06Hey everyone listen up your attention
0:09If you please
0:11Really want to give you a warning
0:13'Cause I found out this morning
0:14'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus
0:17If you should get any mail with the subject:
0:21"Stinky Cheese"
0:23Better not go taking your chances
0:24Under no circumstances
0:26Should you open it or else it will
0:30Translate your documents into Swahili
0:33Make your TV record "Gigli"
0:35Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
0:41(Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
0:44(Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
0:47(Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
0:49And the hard drive of anyone related to you
0:54Virus alert
0:55Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
0:59Forward this message on to everybody
1:05Soon very soon
1:07It will make all the paint peel off your walls
1:11It'll make your keyboard all sticky
1:12Give your poodle a hickey
1:14And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
1:17Then it will tie up your phone
1:20Making crank long distance calls
1:22It'll set your clocks back an hour
1:24And start hogging the shower
1:26So just trash it now or else it will
1:29Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
1:32Legally change your name to Reggie
1:35Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
1:40(Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
1:43(Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
1:46(Look out )
1:46And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
1:49(Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep
1:52(Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards
1:55(Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
1:58(Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space
2:00And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
2:04That's right it's a
2:05Virus alert
2:07Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
2:11Forward this message on to everybody
2:14Virus alert
2:16Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
2:20Forward this message on to everybody
2:23Warn all your friends send this to everybody
2:26Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
2:31If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born
2:37So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn
2:44Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
2:46Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
2:49Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine
2:52Then burn all the clothes
2:53You may have worn any time you were online
2:58Virus alert
3:00Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
3:04Forward this message on to everybody
3:07Virus alert
3:09Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
3:13Forward this message on to everybody
3:16Virus alert
3:17Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
3:21Forward this message on to everybody
3:25Warn all your friends send this to everybody
3:27Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
3:31What are you waiting for
3:33Just hurry up and forward this to every single person
3:36That you know
3:37Hit send right now
Hey everyone listen up your attention If you please Really want to give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning 'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese" Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances Should you open it or else it will Translate your documents into Swahili Make your TV record "Gigli" Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling (Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too And the hard drive of anyone related to you Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Soon very soon It will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone Making crank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool (Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull (Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out ) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep (Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place That's right it's a Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends send this to everybody Tell everyone you know tell everybody now If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine Then burn all the clothes You may have worn any time you were online Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends send this to everybody Tell everyone you know tell everybody now What are you waiting for Just hurry up and forward this to every single person That you know Hit send right now
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