Pretty Fly for a Rabbi (Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by Offspring)
"Weird Al" Yankovic"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi (Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by Offspring)" is a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic, released in 1999 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:59 long and contains 53 lines and 438 words.
0:00作词: Holland, Yankovic
0:01Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
0:02(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
0:07(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
0:11(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
0:14And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly for a rabbi
0:27Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
0:30Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
0:33But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
0:36But our new guy's real kosher, i tyhink he'll do the trick
0:40I tell ya, he's to dies for -he really knows his shtick
0:43So how's by you?have you seen this jew?
0:46Reads the torah, does his own accounting too
0:49Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
0:53He's there all day, he's there all day
0:56Just say 'vay iz mir!' and he'll kick into gear
0:59He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
1:03Just grab your yarmulka and
1:07Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing!
1:09(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
1:13(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
1:16(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
1:19And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)
1:22He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
1:26He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
1:29He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
1:32But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
1:35People used to scoff, now they say 'mazel tov!'
1:39He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
1:42Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
1:45What's not to like?what's not to like?
1:49On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
1:52And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
1:56Put on your yarmulka and
2:00Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing!
2:02When he's doing a bar mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
2:05He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
2:08They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quitehhhhhip
2:12The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip
2:16(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
2:19(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
2:22(how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey
2:26Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
2:28He's doin' well, i gotta kvell
2:32The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
2:35Show up at his home, he says 'shalom'
2:38And 'have some cake -you want some cake?'
2:41Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
2:45Oy gevalt, i'm so ferklempt that i could plotz
2:49So grab your yarmulka
2:52The one you got for chanukah
2:55Let's put on our yarmulkas and
2:59Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing!
作词: Holland, Yankovic Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, i tyhink he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to dies for -he really knows his shtick So how's by you?have you seen this jew? Reads the torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say 'vay iz mir!' and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer Just grab your yarmulka and Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing! (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! People used to scoff, now they say 'mazel tov!' He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul What's not to like?what's not to like? On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing! When he's doing a bar mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quitehhhhhip The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho He's doin' well, i gotta kvell The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell Show up at his home, he says 'shalom' And 'have some cake -you want some cake?' Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots Oy gevalt, i'm so ferklempt that i could plotz So grab your yarmulka The one you got for chanukah Let's put on our yarmulkas and Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing!
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