My Own Eyes
"Weird Al" Yankovic"My Own Eyes" là bài hát của "Weird Al" Yankovic, 2014, Pop. Thời lượng 3:19, 54 lines / 340 words.
Lời bài hát
0:00I saw a baby drive a truck
0:03I saw a junkie eat a tuba
0:06I saw a stripper kiss a duck
0:09Behind a dumpster in Aruba
0:12I saw this fat psychotic guy
0:16His underwear was made of crickets
0:19He pawned a skeleton to buy
0:22Some old expired lotto tickets
0:25I saw a ni**a vagrant giving
0:28Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
0:32I probably could have gone my whole life
0:35Without seeing that
0:41With my own eyes
0:43I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
0:47Wish I could disconnect my brain
0:51From my own eyes
0:54I saw a mime get hacked to death
0:57With an imaginary cleaver
1:00I saw an old man's final breath
1:04I watched him die from Bieber Fever
1:07I saw these diabetic chicks
1:10In an abandoned 7-Eleven
1:13I watched them snorting pixie sticks
1:16While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
1:20I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
1:23They could shove up each other's nose
1:26I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
1:33That's just the way it goes
1:35With my own eyes
1:37I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
1:42Wish I could disconnect my brain
1:45From my own eyes (my own eyes)
1:48Those visions haunt my memory
1:51Oh there's so much I wish I could unsee
1:56With my own eyes
2:09Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
2:13And he trained it to massage his back
2:16My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
2:19So we used him to play hacky-sack
2:24My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
2:27And frosty ice-cold lemonade
2:30They took MasterCard and sometimes
2:33Human organs in trade that's how we paid
2:39I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
2:46With my own eyes
2:48I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
2:52Wish I could disconnect my brain
2:55From my own eyes (my own eyes)
2:58Those visions haunt my memory
3:02Oh there's so much I wish I could unsee
3:10With my own eyes
3:13With my own eyes
3:16With my own eyes
3:19With my own eyes
I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy Some old expired lotto tickets I saw a ni**a vagrant giving Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat I probably could have gone my whole life Without seeing that With my own eyes I see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes I saw a mime get hacked to death With an imaginary cleaver I saw an old man's final breath I watched him die from Bieber Fever I saw these diabetic chicks In an abandoned 7-Eleven I watched them snorting pixie sticks While they were belching Stairway To Heaven I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers They could shove up each other's nose I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose That's just the way it goes With my own eyes I see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes (my own eyes) Those visions haunt my memory Oh there's so much I wish I could unsee With my own eyes Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra And he trained it to massage his back My guinea pig committed hara-kiri So we used him to play hacky-sack My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium And frosty ice-cold lemonade They took MasterCard and sometimes Human organs in trade that's how we paid I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade With my own eyes I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes (my own eyes) Those visions haunt my memory Oh there's so much I wish I could unsee With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes
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