I Can't Watch This

I can't watch this I can't watch this
My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say oh my Lord
What is this garbage here
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why uh I can't watch
I told you homeboy I can't watch this
Yeah nothin' but trash and you know
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this
Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
There's America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show uh I can't watch
Yo I told you I can't watch this
Change the channel now man I can't watch this
Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker
I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner oh my
You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home
And sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know
I can't watch this
I can't watch this break it down
Here's how to order money back guarantee
Removes tough stains fast
It tastes more like fresh peanuts
They keep going and going don't hate me
Because I'm beautiful
Could be dandruff our prices are insane
Stop Prime Time
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes 'Woof woof woof
And waves his fist in the air
Those weird talk shows
About transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude crude and vile
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this
Look man I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more I can't
I can't watch this pay the bills
Station break break it down
Operators are standing
Cubic zirconium necklace
You're soaking in it
And our fabulous swimsuit issue
When you've got a headache this big
Read the book
This is your brain on ***
I've fallen and I can't get up
Stop Cable Time
HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts
And mindless T&A
It's awful it's putrid it's crummy
It's stupid gonna throw my set away
I can't watch this I can't watch this
I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this
I told you can't watch this too hip
Can't watch this
Get me outta here can't watch this