Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) (Re-Recorded - Sped Up|Explicit)

Colt 45 and two Zig zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the 83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell
I bet my Caddy will
Well it was just sundown in a small white town
They call it East
Side Palmdale well
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We ****** on the bed ******
On the floor woo
****** so long I grew a ****** afro
Then I ****** to the left ****** to the right
She sucked my 'dick 'til the **** turned white
Thought to myself Sheeba sheeba
Got my 'ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two by four
He beat me to the left
Beat me to the right
The *************** whooped my 'ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn 'p***y I ever had
Got a bag of 'weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna **** that ***** just one more time
Colt 45 and two Zig zags baby
That's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through
Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the 83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my CDs
Just don't sell I bet my Caddy will baby
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whooped out a 'dick that was bigger than mine
Met this lady from Japan never made love with an African
I ****** her once I ****** her twice
I ate that 'p***y like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya tell ya
Met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her 'ass like a Kangaroo
I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her 'ass and she said AIEE
Lips was breakfast 'p***y was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just **** me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of Herbs 'n' Spices
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that
Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech Chong
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that 'ass and said
Yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that 'p***y in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I **** that **** again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
****** her until she turned into a white albino
****** this hooker in Iowa
I ****** her on credit
So I owe her
Haha ****** this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Colt 45 and two Zig zags baby
That's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the 83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell
I Palmdale wanna well baby
When I see Afro you say man afro afro
When I see Afro you say man afro afro
When I see smoke some you say mins
Smoke some smoke some
When I see smoke some you say mins
Smoke some smoke some
Yeah make some noies
What about now
La la ta ta ta
When thank you kind some of they year
She gone said
When me passed last first wake you gone take
When wait back take me out
You tell stand