Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed s**t
And as the m*******a burns we can take
Our turns singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell
I bet my caddy will
Well it was just sundown in a small white town
They call it Eastside Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white
Land houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We f**ked on the bed f**ked on the flo' f**ked so long
I grew a f**kin' afro
Then I f**ked to the left f**ked to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the s**t turned white
I thought to myself Sheba Sheba
Got my a*s lookin' like a Zebra
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped out the back window but
Her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 x 4
Oh he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The mutha-f**ker whooped my a*s all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best d**n p***y I ever had
I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine
I'm a f**k that b***h just one more time
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
And as the m*******a burns we can take
Our turns singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through
Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell
I bet my caddy will
I met this lady in Hollywood she had
Green hair but d**n she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan she never made love with an
African
I f**ked her once I f**ked her twice 'cuz I ate that
P***y like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too so
I hopped in her a*s like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her a*s and she said Aiiiiieeee
Lips was breakfast p***y was lunch then her
Titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of
Kentucky she said I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her
My secret blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
And as the m*******a burns we can take
Our turns singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell
I bet my caddy will
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennesy
That country music nearly drove me crazy but
I rode that a*s and said yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that p***y in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til
I f**k that b***h again
Met a real black girl in South Carolina f**ked
Her 'til she turned into a white albino
F**ked this hooker in Iowa I f**ked
Her on credit so I owe her
F**ked this girl down in Georgia came in her mouth
Man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho she just
Ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets deported
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
And as the m*******a burns we can take
Our turns singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through
Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell
I bet my caddy will
Have you ever went over to a girl's house to
F**k but the p***y just ain't no good
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you
Can't get her wet plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
P***y but it takes her so long to come
Then a dude walks in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
I don't bang you start talkin' real fast
But he's already mad 'cause you f**kin'
His wife so he starts beatin' on your a*s
Now your clothes all muddy your nose all
Bloody your dick was hard but now it's soft whut
You thought you had a girl to rock your
World now you still gotta go jack off
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
And as the m*******a burns we can take
Our turns singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through
Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell
I bet my caddy will