Work (Paid for That?) (Explicit)

My own boss
Work
Last year I was taking them notes
Conference room every day is the woes
Last year at work
I was irked I was irked
Tryna figure out them ad buys
This year at work
I been drinking with some black guys
Hey I done came up sho' nuff
Like last year at work
I'm like oh that's my boss she a bitch
She know this
She looking at me every day
Like Dave where you going
I'm looking back like hoe
I hate your demeanor
To print some shit but you don't even know
Now look what happened now who rapping
Now at work I ask to look at bitches' titties then this happens
Titties looking back at me like dicky boy what's cracking
I look back at titties like I need a sec I'm rapping
Titties looking back at me like take your time you snapping
I'm like woo I'm getting paid for that
I'm getting paid for that
Nah I'm getting paid for that
I'm getting paid for that
Nah I'm getting paid for that
All of these hoes been on me
I'll never go back homie
Homie last week I was up in Miami
Got paid to chill in the club
Literally chilling like not even rapping
I think I did a good job
Sat twitter my new correspondence
Is going through all of these wonderful compliments
Used to be scrutinizing all these documents
Now when I sign off on something it's body parts
Titty booty mocking a cutie
Got her back in the back of the room of the venue cause
She copped that meet and greet
I got them going down in their prime like Aaliyah be
Used to post up on time no brakes
Now the burd post up on the vine no grapes
Used to have to swallow all the pride
Had to piss out the slacks of the sack in the sweats every day
Used to buy brands now the brands pay Dave
Like I just got a box of pumas cause they think I'm cool
Watch me mention starkist tuna watch my fridge get full
I used to sit and wait for Friday
But now my whole week like a Friday
I'm getting paid for that
I'm getting paid for that
Nah I'm getting paid for that
I'm getting paid for that
Nah I'm getting paid for that
All of these hoes been on me
I'll never go back homie
Last year I'm stuck up doing shit up in a cubicle
They tell me what to do I'm thinking f** k that shit
But y'all I couldn't tell them what the f** k I'm thinking
Now they're paying just to listen to this shit I got up on my lid
Got three or four bitches who 'bout to get the fourth down
That's a first I remember when what lunch I picked was all I get
My bitch make that coffee now only boss me around when we f**k
Was missing college but now they bringing me back it's still fun
God damn dicky you too old to be f**king all these kids
Yeah I know but if you can rap it's a lot less creepy though
I'm smoking weed in public but it never seem to matter
Dump a bottle of water on your clothes and you ecstatic
I don't ever have to set alarms I wake up supernatural
I can grab a bitch's hand and she will scream you so attractive
How did this happen
I'm getting paid for that
I'm getting paid for that
Nah I'm getting paid for that
I'm getting paid for that
Nah I'm getting paid for that
All of these hoes been on me
I'll never go back homie
I used to be up in excel every day with a bitch very proficient
Now I just suck on my dick suck on my own dick man
I suck on my own dick every rapper do it
Just a thing an inside thing I learned
It's absurd it's like I'm in the industry now so I'm seeing shit
Every rapper suck they own dick it's not just me
Swear to God on the bible
I don't believe in the bible though so I made the whole thing up
Did you believe for a minute that the whole rap game suck their own dick
I hope not that would be exaggeration