White Dude

And you ain't even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm living life
Is a muthaf**king joy
On some grown man B.I
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rolling with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
Sh*t I'm living good up in this b**ch
Dicky rolling round the city blowing good up in that wip
I ain't black or Dominican not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament I envision
For a white boy
Holl atcha muthaf**king kike boy
Higher than a muthaf**king kite it's alight boy
They ain't suspicious of Jews
I'll show contrition it's cool
Slap on the wrist get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers DAT be rolling round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowling on a carnival cruise
Das what I do kid
Happy that my name ain't stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
But now I'm farting overeating at meals
If ain't I gotta theme party I won't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying tennis playing smelling on some Cabernet
And I ain't gay but if I was everything would be okay look
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean Tyler Perry's never live
Getting tickets they sick I sit at the eagle 45
Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive
And you ain't even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy
On some grown man B.I
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rolling with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
Yeah it's little di in this b**ch ho
Happy that I'm white but relieved I ain't a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair I ain't given a damn
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthaf**ka
They up in heels
And tummy tucking they don't grub except for takin' them pills foreal
And I won't bleach sh*t
I won't gotta eat dick
I ain't bleeding up out ma penis
Smoking the w**d I won't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements I participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking I'm getting dips high fives and all that
Ma rep going up and at best ho a slut
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
I go on dates and never have to worry about getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry about how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a bag and be on my way
But good luck girl
And you ain't even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy
On some grown man B.I
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rolling with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude