Mona Lisa (Explicit)

Ladies  and gentlemen    and lowlifes
It is with outstanding pleasure
That we are here to present tonight
Slick rick  the ruler  and mc ricky d
Doing their smash hit  mona lisa
You know  like the picture
Anyway  Id like to take this time out
To bow before his divine majesty
Oh your majesty
Hmm
Can I kiss your hand
Mm-hmm
（kisses his hand loudly）
Enough
Come your highness   they await you
Well  it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown  with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl  her name was mona -- what
Mona lisa （what  ） singing mona lisa  so men made you
Youknowhatimsayin  so I said  excuse me  dear
My gosh  you look nice
Put away your money
Ill buy that slice
She said  thanks - Id rather a slice of you
I'm just kidding  but thats awfully nice of you
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when I smiled （ping ） I almost blinded her
She said  great scott  are you a thief
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth
Ha-ha  hah  had to find that funny
So I said  no child  I work hard for the money
And calling me a thief  please  don't even try it （right ）
Sit down eat your slice of pizza  and be quiet
She almost got cut short -- you know  scissors
She tried to disrespect who    the grand wizard
Me  well whats your name  son
Mc ricky d  but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee
I'm   sorry and I know thats low class （uhh  yeah）
Please sit  and tell me a little about your past
She said  well I got courage  and I don't like porridge （uh-huh）
I've never been to college  but I've got crazy knowledge （uh-huh）
Over eighteen and my eyes are green （uh-huh）
I wear more gold than that man on a-team （uh-huh  uh-huh）
Trim  slim  （yeah） and I'm also light skinned
Best believe monas a virgin
A virgin    honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
I said  it don't matter  see  I'm not picky （word）
Let me spell my name out for you  its ricky
Ravishing
Impress
Courageous so careless
For the kangols which I've got
That I wear everyday and
Why not
To fights not right that I recite and i'm
Quite polite like walter cronkite
Well  just about then  trevor my friend came in
He said  hey rick  don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said  I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more
Now come along  we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came  he thrusted me in it
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as mona sang a song
If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry   each time we meet
Walk on by   walk on by
Foolish pride
Thats all that I have left  so  let me hide
The pain and the hurt that you gave me
When you said goodbye
You walked on by