Treat Her Like A Prostitute (Explicit)
Slick Rick"Treat Her Like A Prostitute (Explicit)" is a song by Slick Rick, released in 1988 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:08 long and contains 76 lines and 607 words.
0:02Heres an oldie but goodie
0:05Hit it
0:16Excuse me
0:17What
0:17Can I have your attention
0:18Mn-hmm
0:18Theres just a few things that I've got to mention (uh-huh)
0:21Theres girlies out here that seem appealing
0:24But they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelings
0:25I'm telling you
0:27As rick is my name
0:28I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same
0:31Treat em like a prostitute (do what )
0:33Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop
0:36Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
0:39Listen up close here comes my first example
0:41Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while
0:46Plans for the future she's having your child
0:49Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts
0:52Telling all your friends about your family thoughts
0:54One friend was drunk so he sstarts to act wild
0:57He tells the truth about the kid
0:59Its not your child
1:01Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk
1:02He said your wife went berserk while you was hard at work
1:04And she led him on and tried to please him
1:07She didnt waste time she didnt try to tease him
1:09Treat em like a prostitue (do what )
1:12Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop
1:15Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
1:17Listen up close here comes my second example
1:20Its your wife
1:23You buy the tramp jewels and clothes
1:25You get sentimental and bring home a rose
1:27Give her everything cause you swear she's worth it
1:30All your friends tell you the bith don't deserve it
1:32Love is blind so there goes your wealth
1:35Until one day you see things for yourself
1:37Came home from work early mr loverman
1:39You had a card and some candy in your right hand
1:42Theres the mailman he was short yet stout
1:45He went inside your house and didnt come back out
1:48Bust it
1:49Just a friendly stop come on is it
1:51The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit
1:53The thought alone makes your temperature boil
1:56You say to yourself she might still be loyal
1:58You open up your door and stand in a trance
2:01You see the mailmans bag and the mailmans pants
2:03Came home to party
2:06At work had a hard day
2:08Look around your house and you say where the hell are they
2:11Run upstairs up to your bedroom
2:14You look inside your room you see something brewin
2:16Cover your mouth because you almost choke
2:20You see the mailmans dick way up your wifes throat
2:22Treat em like a prostitute (mm-hmm)
2:25Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop
2:27Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
2:29Listen up close here comes my third example
2:33Now your girl she don't like to have sex a lot
2:35And today she's ready and she's hot hot hot
2:37As you open up the door she says get on the floor
2:39She wants to try things she's never tried before
2:42She takes off your drawers and works you over
2:45She calls you twinkles
2:46And you call her rover
2:48Next thing you know the ho starts to ill
2:50She says I love you harold and your name is will
2:52Thats not the half til you start to ride her
2:55Take off your rubber and theres one more inside her
2:57Its not yours-who can it be
2:59I think it was a slick rapper his name is m c ricky
3:03Treat em like a prostitute
3:05Don't treat no girlie well treat no girlie well
3:08Treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop
Heres an oldie but goodie Hit it Excuse me What Can I have your attention Mn-hmm Theres just a few things that I've got to mention (uh-huh) Theres girlies out here that seem appealing But they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelings I'm telling you As rick is my name I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same Treat em like a prostitute (do what ) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close here comes my first example Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while Plans for the future she's having your child Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts Telling all your friends about your family thoughts One friend was drunk so he sstarts to act wild He tells the truth about the kid Its not your child Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk He said your wife went berserk while you was hard at work And she led him on and tried to please him She didnt waste time she didnt try to tease him Treat em like a prostitue (do what ) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close here comes my second example Its your wife You buy the tramp jewels and clothes You get sentimental and bring home a rose Give her everything cause you swear she's worth it All your friends tell you the bith don't deserve it Love is blind so there goes your wealth Until one day you see things for yourself Came home from work early mr loverman You had a card and some candy in your right hand Theres the mailman he was short yet stout He went inside your house and didnt come back out Bust it Just a friendly stop come on is it The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit The thought alone makes your temperature boil You say to yourself she might still be loyal You open up your door and stand in a trance You see the mailmans bag and the mailmans pants Came home to party At work had a hard day Look around your house and you say where the hell are they Run upstairs up to your bedroom You look inside your room you see something brewin Cover your mouth because you almost choke You see the mailmans dick way up your wifes throat Treat em like a prostitute (mm-hmm) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close here comes my third example Now your girl she don't like to have sex a lot And today she's ready and she's hot hot hot As you open up the door she says get on the floor She wants to try things she's never tried before She takes off your drawers and works you over She calls you twinkles And you call her rover Next thing you know the ho starts to ill She says I love you harold and your name is will Thats not the half til you start to ride her Take off your rubber and theres one more inside her Its not yours-who can it be I think it was a slick rapper his name is m c ricky Treat em like a prostitute Don't treat no girlie well treat no girlie well Treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop
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