Children's Story (Explicit)
Slick Rick"Children's Story (Explicit)" is a song by Slick Rick, released in 1988 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:55 long and contains 67 lines and 568 words.
Lyrics
0:01Uncle Ricky
0:12Could u read us a bed time story please o please
0:16(Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book
0:22Yall tucked in )yea
0:23Here we go
0:32Once upon a time not long ago
0:34When people wore pajamas and lived life slow
0:35When laws were stern and justice stood
0:39And people were behavin' like they ought ta good
0:42There lived a lil' boy who was misled
0:47By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
0:48"Me & You Ty we gonna make sum cash
0:49Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash"
0:50They did the job money came with ease
0:52But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease
0:54He robbed another and another and a sista and her
0:56Brotha
0:56Tried to rob a man who was a D T undercover
0:58The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic
1:01He said "Keep still boy no need for static"
1:03Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap
1:05But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped
1:07The kid pulled out a gun he said "Why'd ya hit me "
1:10The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney
1:12The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure
1:15"I'll do years if I pull this trigga"
1:17So he cold dashed and ran around the block
1:19Cop radioes it to another lady cop
1:22He ran by a tree there he saw this sista
1:24A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her
1:26Looked around good and from expectations
1:28So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations
1:31But she was coming and he made a left
1:33He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath
1:35Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry)
1:38Then he made his move to an abandoned building
1:40Ran up the stairs up to the top floor
1:43Opened up the door there guess who he saw
1:45Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e
1:47Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap
1:49He said(I need bullets hurry up run)
1:52The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun
1:54He went outside but there was cops all over
1:56Then he dipped into a car a stolen Nova
2:02Raced up the block doing 83
2:04Crashed into a tree near university
2:06Escaped alive though the car was battered
2:07Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered
2:09Ran out of bullets and still had static
2:11Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic
2:13Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead
2:15He told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead)
2:17Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong
2:20So he let the lady go and he starts to run on
2:22Sirens sounded he seemed astounded
2:25Before long the lil' boy got surrounded
2:27He dropped the gun so went the glory
2:29And this is the way I have to end this story
2:32He was only seventeen in a madman's dream
2:34The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream
2:36This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh
2:39Just another case about the wrong path
2:41Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST
2:43Good Night
2:44Girl:oh boy that uncle Ricky is really wierd
2:46I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast
2:55I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us Good nite
Uncle Ricky Could u read us a bed time story please o please (Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book Yall tucked in )yea Here we go Once upon a time not long ago When people wore pajamas and lived life slow When laws were stern and justice stood And people were behavin' like they ought ta good There lived a lil' boy who was misled By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: "Me & You Ty we gonna make sum cash Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash" They did the job money came with ease But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease He robbed another and another and a sista and her Brotha Tried to rob a man who was a D T undercover The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic He said "Keep still boy no need for static" Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped The kid pulled out a gun he said "Why'd ya hit me " The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure "I'll do years if I pull this trigga" So he cold dashed and ran around the block Cop radioes it to another lady cop He ran by a tree there he saw this sista A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her Looked around good and from expectations So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations But she was coming and he made a left He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) Then he made his move to an abandoned building Ran up the stairs up to the top floor Opened up the door there guess who he saw Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap He said(I need bullets hurry up run) The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun He went outside but there was cops all over Then he dipped into a car a stolen Nova Raced up the block doing 83 Crashed into a tree near university Escaped alive though the car was battered Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered Ran out of bullets and still had static Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead He told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead) Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong So he let the lady go and he starts to run on Sirens sounded he seemed astounded Before long the lil' boy got surrounded He dropped the gun so went the glory And this is the way I have to end this story He was only seventeen in a madman's dream The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh Just another case about the wrong path Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST Good Night Girl:oh boy that uncle Ricky is really wierd I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us Good nite
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