Spiderboy

Climbin' up your wall
Hopin' I don't fall
Looking for a bite
In the middle of the night
And if it's late you'll say
Come back another day
Spinnin' up your web
In the place you call your bed
'Cause your Spiderboy is here
Looking for a cheer
Stumbling down the hall
On bad  bad  bad  alcohol
Your spiderboy can talk
But he can barely walk
Whiskey on his breath
Always cheatin'
Death  death  death
Spiderboy  spiderboy
You can call the spider cops
They'll come with spider mops
And little spider 'cuffs
And spider dogs
Going ruff  ruff  ruff
But gimme one more chance
For the web inside your pants
I promise I'll be good
Like a spider only could
'Cause your Spiderboy is here
Looking for a cheer
Stumbling down the hall
On bad  bad  bad  alcohol
Your spiderboy can talk
But he can barely walk
Whiskey on his breath
Always cheatin'
Death  death  death
Spiderboy  spiderboy
Spiderboy  who stole your eggs
Spiderboy  spindly old legs
Drive your spider car
Really  really far
We'll drink some spider wine
And on insects we will dine
We'll hold up in your bed
Until we're old and dead
And on the news at eleven
They'll say we went
To spider heaven
'Cause your Spiderboy is here
Looking for a cheer
Stumbling down the hall
On bad  bad  bad  alcohol
Your spiderboy can talk
But he can barely walk
Whiskey on his breath
Always cheatin'
Death  death  death
Spiderboy  spiderboy
Climbin' up your wall
Hopin'  I don't fall