Chinese Vacation
Steve Poltz"Chinese Vacation" is a song by Steve Poltz, released in 2003 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:54 long and contains 81 lines and 414 words.
0:32Your grandma's on a walker
0:34In the old folk's home
0:36Your grandpa lost his dentures
0:37And he's starting to foam
0:40Your dad's inside a biker bar;
0:42He's acting like a turd
0:44He's sittin' on a stool and
0:46Yelling play Free Bird
0:47Well I'm wondering what the
0:49Heck is wrong with all of your kin
0:52Your sister stole my credit
0:53Card and figured out my PIN
0:55And the love you say you
0:57Have for me is just imagination
1:00I'm gonna send your
1:01A** on a Chinese vacation
1:04So far away
1:08I'm sending you away today
1:12Down Beijing way
1:16Across the wall you'll join the fray
1:20And I'm feeling really gay
1:24'Cause you're a million miles away
1:30You stabbed me in the
1:31Heart with a plastic fork
1:34You chewed me up and spit
1:36Me out like sweet-n-sour pork
1:38And when the waiter brought
1:39The bill you just expected me to pay
1:42You ran out with some moviestar
1:44And left me here to stay
1:46I'm wondering what the hell
1:48That I'm supposed to do
1:50I'm sick of love and feel
1:52Just like I got the flu
1:54Well what the doctor ordered
1:55For me is some rejuvenation
1:58I'm gonna send your
1:59A** on a Chinese vacation
2:02So far away
2:06I'm sending you away today
2:10Down Beijing way
2:14Across the wall you'll join the fray
2:18And I'm feeling really gay
2:22Cause you're a million miles away
2:29I coulda been happy
2:30Just to take any chance
2:32I'd seduce ya and kiss you
2:34And search for romance
2:36I got a chopstick reserved
2:38For you deep in my pants
2:40But you sting just like ants
2:45And you're making
2:45It so hard to dance
2:48Hey I forgot how
2:49To do the dance
2:55Your heart is like an army
2:56That can do no wrong
2:59You treat me like a puppet
3:00State I'm just Taiwan
3:02So go ahead and call the
3:04Guard and call off
3:05All of your troops
3:06My tears are just as
3:08Salty as this wonton soup
3:10And my strength is just as
3:12Limp as a Chinese noodle
3:15What the hell are
3:15You trying to feed me;
3:16Is it pork or is it poodle
3:19I need a special visa
3:20From the United Nations
3:23I'm gonna send your
3:24A** on a Chinese vacation
3:27So far away
3:31I'm sending you away today
3:35Down Peking way
3:38Across the wall you'll join the fray
3:42And I'm feeling really gay
3:46Cause you're a million miles away
3:51But I feel so sad today
3:54Like you're a billion miles away
Your grandma's on a walker In the old folk's home Your grandpa lost his dentures And he's starting to foam Your dad's inside a biker bar; He's acting like a turd He's sittin' on a stool and Yelling play Free Bird Well I'm wondering what the Heck is wrong with all of your kin Your sister stole my credit Card and figured out my PIN And the love you say you Have for me is just imagination I'm gonna send your A** on a Chinese vacation So far away I'm sending you away today Down Beijing way Across the wall you'll join the fray And I'm feeling really gay 'Cause you're a million miles away You stabbed me in the Heart with a plastic fork You chewed me up and spit Me out like sweet-n-sour pork And when the waiter brought The bill you just expected me to pay You ran out with some moviestar And left me here to stay I'm wondering what the hell That I'm supposed to do I'm sick of love and feel Just like I got the flu Well what the doctor ordered For me is some rejuvenation I'm gonna send your A** on a Chinese vacation So far away I'm sending you away today Down Beijing way Across the wall you'll join the fray And I'm feeling really gay Cause you're a million miles away I coulda been happy Just to take any chance I'd seduce ya and kiss you And search for romance I got a chopstick reserved For you deep in my pants But you sting just like ants And you're making It so hard to dance Hey I forgot how To do the dance Your heart is like an army That can do no wrong You treat me like a puppet State I'm just Taiwan So go ahead and call the Guard and call off All of your troops My tears are just as Salty as this wonton soup And my strength is just as Limp as a Chinese noodle What the hell are You trying to feed me; Is it pork or is it poodle I need a special visa From the United Nations I'm gonna send your A** on a Chinese vacation So far away I'm sending you away today Down Peking way Across the wall you'll join the fray And I'm feeling really gay Cause you're a million miles away But I feel so sad today Like you're a billion miles away
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