Red Flags (Reverse Style!)

The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting
The fright of my life
He was perfect from what
I could tell
How could I not see the danger
Right in front of me
My favourite food is fish
Baby that's my favourite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby I love Scooby-Doo
Hey boy what's your favourite film
He said The best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called
Human Centipede Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede not ironically
He said The costume design
Was a highlight
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people
A*s to mouth cool
Human Centipede please
God save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed
He said Human Centipede
Is a tour de force
I think Holy f*** I'm gonna
Be the main course
He said I admire the narrative
Of character growth
I try to get the waiter's attention
By blinkin' in Morse code
Why are you blinking so much
I've got something in my eye
Here let me get it out
No thank you I don't wanna die
Bonjour mam was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak
No very good then bon appétit
Stop hiding behind your
Silly made-up red flag
To not take a chance on the
Best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right
And I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises
But I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world
The love of my life
One day we'll get married
And be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony
And the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme's gonna be
Human Centipede Human Centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede only one mouth to feed
If you are the maid
That I know you're the big deal
I can finally open myself up to love
And I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
Human Centipede