H.Y.C.Y.BH (Explicit)
Tom Cardy"H.Y.C.Y.BH (Explicit)" is a song by Tom Cardy, released in 2021 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:37 long and contains 69 lines and 462 words.
Lyrics
0:00H.Y.C.Y.BH - Tom Cardy
0:04When my roommate comes into the room
0:05Looking for his car keys
0:08I don't say it yet
0:12And when he gets me off the couch
0:14To check underneath the couch cushions
0:16I don't say it yet no
0:20And then when he says out loud
0:22"I wonder where my car keys are"
0:23I still don't say it
0:25I still don't say it yet
0:28But then he asks me
0:30"Do you know where my car keys are"
0:32I look at him in his face and I say
0:37Have you checked your butthole
0:39Ski-dap ba-dap butthole
0:41I have not seen your keys but since you're askin' me
0:44You better check up that butthole
0:46Of course I'm not serious
0:47I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
0:50But a funny thing to say
0:51To someone who's lost their s**t and is stressed out visibly
0:54When I see the best man start to sweat
0:58I don't say it yet
1:00Ski-dap ba-dap
1:02When I see that little ring bearer cunt
1:04Getting yelled at by his mum
1:06Oh I still don't say it
1:10When I see the groom asking the vicar
1:12If they can wait just another fifteen minutes
1:14I do not say it
1:16Ski-bap ba-da
1:18And when the father of the bride
1:19Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
1:23I want to but I do not say it
1:26It's the eleventh hour
1:27With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
1:30The vicar approaches the mic
1:31And suddenly all of the chatter goes mute
1:34He says that they've misplaced the rings
1:35Could anyone possibly know where they are
1:38I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say "Vicar"
1:43Have you checked your butthole
1:45Ski-dap ba-dap butthole
1:47I have not seen your ring but have you checked your ring
1:50And by ring I mean butthole
1:52Love is patient love is kind
1:53But if you ask me where you can find
1:56Literally anything you've lost before
1:57I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole
1:59"Where's my phone"
2:00Is it up your butthole
2:01"I lost my loan" have you checked up your butthole
2:04"I'm losing my patience" check your anus
2:05"Where's your class" I think it's stuck up your a*s
2:07"I just lost my grandma"
2:09Oh my god I'm so sorry
2:10"Are you capable of not saying she's up my a*shole"
2:12Of course my condolences
2:13"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
2:15Yeah yeah what are you looking for
2:19"Honestly just like a shoulder to cry"
2:22Have you checked your butthole
2:23Ski-dap ba-dap butthole
2:26Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
2:29Oh I f**kin' got you butthole
2:31My family hate me
2:32This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
2:37F**kin' worth it baby
H.Y.C.Y.BH - Tom Cardy When my roommate comes into the room Looking for his car keys I don't say it yet And when he gets me off the couch To check underneath the couch cushions I don't say it yet no And then when he says out loud "I wonder where my car keys are" I still don't say it I still don't say it yet But then he asks me "Do you know where my car keys are" I look at him in his face and I say Have you checked your butthole Ski-dap ba-dap butthole I have not seen your keys but since you're askin' me You better check up that butthole Of course I'm not serious I don't think it's up inside your big brown business But a funny thing to say To someone who's lost their s**t and is stressed out visibly When I see the best man start to sweat I don't say it yet Ski-dap ba-dap When I see that little ring bearer cunt Getting yelled at by his mum Oh I still don't say it When I see the groom asking the vicar If they can wait just another fifteen minutes I do not say it Ski-bap ba-da And when the father of the bride Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area I want to but I do not say it It's the eleventh hour With three-hundred congregates under God's roof The vicar approaches the mic And suddenly all of the chatter goes mute He says that they've misplaced the rings Could anyone possibly know where they are I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say "Vicar" Have you checked your butthole Ski-dap ba-dap butthole I have not seen your ring but have you checked your ring And by ring I mean butthole Love is patient love is kind But if you ask me where you can find Literally anything you've lost before I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole "Where's my phone" Is it up your butthole "I lost my loan" have you checked up your butthole "I'm losing my patience" check your anus "Where's your class" I think it's stuck up your a*s "I just lost my grandma" Oh my god I'm so sorry "Are you capable of not saying she's up my a*shole" Of course my condolences "I'm not looking for a silly joke right now" Yeah yeah what are you looking for "Honestly just like a shoulder to cry" Have you checked your butthole Ski-dap ba-dap butthole Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too Oh I f**kin' got you butthole My family hate me This might be the reason that I've got no close friends F**kin' worth it baby
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