Left Brain, Right Brain (Explicit)
Bo Burnham"Left Brain, Right Brain (Explicit)" is a song by Bo Burnham, released in 2013 in the Pop genre. The song is 5:55 long and contains 163 lines and 860 words.
Lyrics
0:05Hello patient 24602
0:07I'm sorry- Hello how are-
0:09How are you feeling
0:10Um not great
0:11Has the treatment been working
0:13Uh I don't think so no
0:14What are your remaining symptoms
0:16I just-
0:17I internalize my feelings a lot
0:18I have trouble articulating how
0:20I'm feeling to other people
0:21I feel like I just-
0:22So basically you're still a little b***h
0:23Yes very mature of you
0:25Disembodied voice way up there
0:26I was just joking n***a
0:29All right you're not safe
0:30In Wisconsin you might f**k with that s**t
0:32I'm not human I can say whatever I want
0:33Okay just let's get to the point
0:35What's wrong with me please Please
0:37Your emotions and your logic are at war
0:40OK
0:40Your creativity and your analysis are at war
0:44And most simply
0:45Your left and right brain are at war
0:48My left and my-
0:49To fix the problem we must
0:50Separate them from each other
0:52Sep-
0:53Splitting your neurological functions
0:55In 5 4
0:57(Can we book an appointment or something )
0:583
0:58You just don't start counting
0:59Down to major medical procedures
1:002 1
1:01This may hurt a bit
1:02(I don't even know what 'it' is)
1:030
1:03(Just tell me what you're-)
1:14Isolation complete
1:18This is Bo's left brain objective
1:20Logical cold analytical
1:23Aware of patterns aware of trends
1:26He's efficient and a prick
1:30This is Bo's right brain subjective
1:33Creative sensory
1:35Aware of feelings aware of people
1:38He's emotional and an idiot
1:41(That's your opinion-just careful with opinions)
1:43Okay boys play nice
1:47I am the left brain I am the left brain
1:50I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
1:53You got a job you better do it right
1:56In the right way is with the left brains might
1:59I like oreos and p***y yah
2:03(yes in that order)
2:04And I cried for at least an hour
2:06After watching Toy Story 3 (Woody )
2:09Cause I am the right brain
2:12I have feelings
2:14I'm a little all over the place
2:16But I'm lustful and trustful
2:18And I'm looking for somebody to love
2:20Or put my p***s in
2:21Here comes a female here comes a female
2:24Puff your chest
2:25I'll take your phone out
2:26And check your email
2:27Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate
2:30So gather data now and see
2:31If she's a possible mate
2:33Holy f**k I think she might be the one
2:37There's something about her
2:40I just can't describe it
2:43Tits
2:44I am the earth she is the glorious sun
2:48I want her to trust me and
2:51I just want her to- how do i
2:53Say this- sit on my face
2:54(Sit Sit on my face )
2:55Alright now right brain you're being insane
2:58No left brain I'm just being alive
3:02You should try it you might like it
3:07I worked hard to give him everything
3:08He cared about
3:09You were worried about the things
3:11That he was scared about
3:12I'm calm and collected when you act wild
3:15I am the adult you are child
3:18You think you're the right one every time
3:22You think you know everything
3:25But you don't know anything at all
3:30Half of his problems were supposed to be mine
3:34But you wanted everything
3:36I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not
3:42Well according to my calculations
3:43I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again
3:45You're a giant p***y
3:46Really name calling Really
3:47You're gonna just do name calling
3:48I'm name calling names alright
3:49I'm just stating facts alright
3:50The fact is you're a quivering p***y
3:51I'm the p***y Really Well at least
3:53I don't play with toys still
3:54Rubik's cubes are not toys alright
3:55They keep my spacial rethink skills
3:57Sharp
3:57Left brain plays with toys Haha f**king
3:59Look at you Mr you're a toy player
4:03Well at least I did my f**king job
4:04All right I kept him working
4:06I kept him productive
4:07You were supposed to look after him
4:09You were supposed to keep him emotionally
4:10Stable for all this
4:12Now you're trying to blame me
4:13For how he's feeling how he's feeling
4:14If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him
4:17You did this to him he hates you
4:18I know he does he f**king hates you
4:30Right brain look I'm sorry okay
4:34No you're not
4:45Look maybe there's something
4:47We could do together
4:52Together
4:54Take the best parts of both of us
4:57And put them together
5:02I'm listening
5:04It would let you let your feelings out
5:07It would let me analyze
5:09So you could man the themes
5:11I'll man the form
5:14It's something that George Carlin did
5:17It's something Steve Martin did
5:19It's something special
5:20That we could both perform
5:22Do you know what it is
5:25Juggling we could juggle
5:26And juggle our cares away
5:35It was comedy you
5:36We could do comedy together
5:37(Initiate reassembly)
5:38All right right brain
5:39We're gonna do comedy together
5:40We gotta do comedy together
5:41All right left brain
5:42I'll do comedy with you
5:43Look we can fix him like this-
5:44We can make him happy again
5:45I promise all right
5:465
5:47Left brain
5:484
5:48Left brain
5:48I love you
5:493
5:50(2)
5:52I know
5:52(1 Experimentation complete)
5:55Thank you for much
Hello patient 24602 I'm sorry- Hello how are- How are you feeling Um not great Has the treatment been working Uh I don't think so no What are your remaining symptoms I just- I internalize my feelings a lot I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people I feel like I just- So basically you're still a little b***h Yes very mature of you Disembodied voice way up there I was just joking n***a All right you're not safe In Wisconsin you might f**k with that s**t I'm not human I can say whatever I want Okay just let's get to the point What's wrong with me please Please Your emotions and your logic are at war OK Your creativity and your analysis are at war And most simply Your left and right brain are at war My left and my- To fix the problem we must Separate them from each other Sep- Splitting your neurological functions In 5 4 (Can we book an appointment or something ) 3 You just don't start counting Down to major medical procedures 2 1 This may hurt a bit (I don't even know what 'it' is) 0 (Just tell me what you're-) Isolation complete This is Bo's left brain objective Logical cold analytical Aware of patterns aware of trends He's efficient and a prick This is Bo's right brain subjective Creative sensory Aware of feelings aware of people He's emotional and an idiot (That's your opinion-just careful with opinions) Okay boys play nice I am the left brain I am the left brain I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain You got a job you better do it right In the right way is with the left brains might I like oreos and p***y yah (yes in that order) And I cried for at least an hour After watching Toy Story 3 (Woody ) Cause I am the right brain I have feelings I'm a little all over the place But I'm lustful and trustful And I'm looking for somebody to love Or put my p***s in Here comes a female here comes a female Puff your chest I'll take your phone out And check your email Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate So gather data now and see If she's a possible mate Holy f**k I think she might be the one There's something about her I just can't describe it Tits I am the earth she is the glorious sun I want her to trust me and I just want her to- how do i Say this- sit on my face (Sit Sit on my face ) Alright now right brain you're being insane No left brain I'm just being alive You should try it you might like it I worked hard to give him everything He cared about You were worried about the things That he was scared about I'm calm and collected when you act wild I am the adult you are child You think you're the right one every time You think you know everything But you don't know anything at all Half of his problems were supposed to be mine But you wanted everything I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not Well according to my calculations I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again You're a giant p***y Really name calling Really You're gonna just do name calling I'm name calling names alright I'm just stating facts alright The fact is you're a quivering p***y I'm the p***y Really Well at least I don't play with toys still Rubik's cubes are not toys alright They keep my spacial rethink skills Sharp Left brain plays with toys Haha f**king Look at you Mr you're a toy player Well at least I did my f**king job All right I kept him working I kept him productive You were supposed to look after him You were supposed to keep him emotionally Stable for all this Now you're trying to blame me For how he's feeling how he's feeling If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him You did this to him he hates you I know he does he f**king hates you Right brain look I'm sorry okay No you're not Look maybe there's something We could do together Together Take the best parts of both of us And put them together I'm listening It would let you let your feelings out It would let me analyze So you could man the themes I'll man the form It's something that George Carlin did It's something Steve Martin did It's something special That we could both perform Do you know what it is Juggling we could juggle And juggle our cares away It was comedy you We could do comedy together (Initiate reassembly) All right right brain We're gonna do comedy together We gotta do comedy together All right left brain I'll do comedy with you Look we can fix him like this- We can make him happy again I promise all right 5 Left brain 4 Left brain I love you 3 (2) I know (1 Experimentation complete) Thank you for much
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