Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)
Bo Burnham"Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)" is a song by Bo Burnham, released in 2021 in the Pop genre. The song is 4:33 long and contains 77 lines and 579 words.
0:00Welcome to the internet
0:02Have a look around
0:04Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
0:07We've got mountains of content
0:09Some better some worse
0:11If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
0:15Welcome to the internet
0:17Come and take a seat
0:19Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
0:23There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha
0:27Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
0:30Welcome to thе internet
0:32What would you prefer
0:34Would you like to fight for
0:35Civil rights or tweet a racial slur
0:38Be happy be horny be bursting with rage
0:42We've got a million different ways to engage
0:46Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
0:49Here's a tip for straining pasta
0:51Here's a nine year old who died
0:53We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
0:57And a bunch of colored pencil
0:58Drawings of all the different characters in
1:00Harry Potter f**king each other
1:01Welcome to the internet
1:02Hold on to your socks
1:03'Cause a random guy just
1:05Kindly sent you photos of his cock
1:07They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more
1:10Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e
1:13See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
1:16Show us pictures of your
1:17Children tell us every thought you think
1:19Start a rumor buy a broom or
1:20Send a death threat to a boomer
1:21Or D M a girl and groom her
1:23Do a zoom or find a tumor in your
1:25Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
1:27Here's why women never
1:28F**k you here's how you can build a bomb
1:30Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz
1:33Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
1:38Could I interest you in everything all of the time
1:41A little bit of everything all of the time
1:44Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
1:47Anything and everything all of the time
1:49Could I interest you in everything all of the time
1:52A little bit of everything all of the time
1:55Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
1:58Anything and everything all of the time
2:11You know it wasn't always like this
2:18Not very long ago just before your time
2:26Right before the towers fell circa '99
2:32This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
2:40We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
2:50You insatiable you
2:55Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two
3:03And it did all the things we designed it to do
3:11Now look at you oh look at you
3:17You you unstoppable watchable
3:26Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
3:33And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
3:41It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
3:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha
3:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha
3:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha
3:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha
4:00Could I interest you in everything all of the time
4:06A bit of everything all of the time
4:11Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
4:16Anything and everything all of the time
4:20Could I interest you in everything all of the time
4:23A little bit of everything all of the time
4:26Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
4:29Anything and everything and anything and everything
4:31And anything and everything and
4:33All of the time
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better some worse If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Welcome to thе internet What would you prefer Would you like to fight for Civil rights or tweet a racial slur Be happy be horny be bursting with rage We've got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine year old who died We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil Drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just Kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink Show us pictures of your Children tell us every thought you think Start a rumor buy a broom or Send a death threat to a boomer Or D M a girl and groom her Do a zoom or find a tumor in your Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom Here's why women never F**k you here's how you can build a bomb Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything all of the time A little bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime Anything and everything all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time A little bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime Anything and everything all of the time You know it wasn't always like this Not very long ago just before your time Right before the towers fell circa '99 This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you You insatiable you Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two And it did all the things we designed it to do Now look at you oh look at you You you unstoppable watchable Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew And if we stick together who knows what we'll do It was always the plan to put the world in your hand Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Could I interest you in everything all of the time A bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime Anything and everything all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time A little bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime Anything and everything and anything and everything And anything and everything and All of the time
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