The Ballad of Sara Berry

Woah-oh-oh-oh oh oh
Down on your knees before the Queen
Woah-oh-oh-oh oh oh
Down on your knees before the Queen
Sara Berry was a popular b***h mm-hmm
Hot bod hot boy cheer captain plus she was rich oh yeah
That girl had everything till hiccup and hitch
Julie Jenkins lost a leg in a wreck am-pu-ta-ted
The nominations for prom royalty came uh-huh
Our Sara's senior year and Queen was her claim uh duh
Till gossip stirred the student body would name
Julie Jenkins Queen of the Prom Pi-ty-vote
Sara her father said life is a Prom
I know you won't disappoint me and mom
You taste the silver Sara you taste the crown
You thirst for blood from the roses in hand
Whoa you spoil for sash and scepter music to dance
As they crown you Queen of high school land
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So obsessed our Sara near lost her mind
Sara Berry
To life un-Prom-related Sara was blind
She shoved her squad her clique her boyfriend behind
Still Julie had a hold on the lead Poor poor Julie
Soon Sara's sanity was hung by a thread
Sara Berry
Her BFF's proclaimed her socially dead
'Til then at last her boyfriend texted and said
I'm taking Julie to the senior Prom love love Julie
Sara her father said why be so calm
There's just no future for a princess at Prom
You taste the silver Sara you taste the crown
You thirst for blood from the roses in hand
Whoa you spoil for sash and scepter music to dance
As they crown you Queen of high school land
Woah-oh-oh-oh oh oh
Down on your knees before the Queen
Woah-oh-oh-oh oh oh
Down on your knees before the Queen
Some girls are rational but Sara was not
She stared in mirrors thinking one single thought
There's seven reasons this crown's not good as got
And so the night of Prom mercy thus went her plot
P is for Patricia drinking poisoned punch
R is for Raquel dashed on a rock crunch
O is what Anne said when Sara bludgeoned her brains
And M is Marianna's marinated remains
But But
Q is for Quiara quiet drowned in the pool
And U is for Eunice's pieces spread round the school
But E's are for the easy way in five minutes tops
A one legg'd girl can bring
An N for end by calling the cops what a b***h
You got your silver Sara you got your crown
You got their blood on your roses in hand
Whoa you donned the sash and scepter doing a dance
As you crowned you Queen of high school land
Woah-oh-oh-oh oh oh
That's even Queen
Down on your knees before the Queen
That's even Queen
Woah-oh-oh-oh oh oh
The Queen of high school land
The Queen of high school land
They wrapped your wrists in silver they took your crown
As they washed your bloody fingers and hands
Oh
Into a tight straitjacket small padded cell
Screaming I'm the Queen of high school land
Have a leave kiss your land
The Queen of high school land
A be the dark
The Queen of high school land
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