Higgs Boson Blues

Can't remember anything at all
Flame trees line the streets
Can't remember anything at all
But I'm driving my car down to Geneva
I've been sitting in my basement patio
Aye  it was hot
Up above  girls walk past
The roses all in bloom
Have you ever heard about
The Higgs Boson blues
I'm goin' down to Geneva baby
Gonna teach it to you
Who cares  who cares what the future brings
Black road long and I drove and drove
I came upon a crossroad
The night was hot and black
I see Robert Johnson
With a ten dollar guitar strapped to his back
Lookin' for a tune
Well here comes Lucifer
With his canon law
And a hundred black babies
Runnin' from his genocidal jaw
He got the real killer groove
Robert Johnson and the devil man
Don't know who's gonna rip off who
Driving my car  flame trees on fire
Sitting and singin' the Higgs Boson blues
I'm tired  I'm lookin' for a spot to drop
All the clocks have stopped in Memphis now
In the Lorraine Motel  it's hot  it's hot
That's why they call it the Hot Spot
I take a room with a view
Hear a man preaching in a language
That's completely new  yea
Making the hot cocks in the flophouse bleed
While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops
And a bellhop hops and bops
A shot rings out to a spiritual groove
Everybody bleeding to that Higgs Boson Blues
If I die tonight  bury me
In my favorite yellow patent leather shoes
With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat
That the caliphate forced on the Jews
Can you feel my heartbeat
Can you feel my heartbeat
Hannah Montana does the African Savannah
As the simulated rainy season begins
She curses the queue at the Zulus
And moves on to Amazonia
And cries with the dolphins
Mama ate the pygmy
The pygmy ate the monkey
The monkey has a gift
That he is sending back to you
Look here comes the missionary
With his smallpox and flu
He's saving them savages
With his Higgs Boson Blues
I'm driving my car down to Geneva
I'm driving my car down to Geneva
Oh let the damn day break
The rainy days always make me sad
Miley Cyrus floats in
A swimming pool in Toluca Lake
And you're the best girl I've ever had
Can't remember anything at all