I Feel Lucky (Album Version)

Well I woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack
I opened up the paper to the page in the back
It only took a minute for my finger to find
My daily dose of destiny  under my sign
My eyes just about popped out of my head
It said "the stars are stacked against you girl  get back in bed"
I feel lucky  I feel lucky  yeah
No Professor Doom gonna stand in my way
Mmmmm  I feel lucky today
Well I strolled down to the corner  gave my numbers to the clerk
The pot's eleven million so I called in sick to work
I bought a pack of Camels  a burrito and a Barq's
Crossed against the light  made a beeline for the park
The sky began to thunder  wind began to moan
I heard a voice above me saying  "girl  you better get back home"
But I feel lucky  oh oh oh  I feel lucky  yeah
No tropical depression gonna steal my sun away
Mmmmm  I feel lucky today
Now eleven million later  I was sitting at the bar
I'd bought the house a double  and the waitress a new car
Dwight Yoakam's in the corner  trying to catch my eye
Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
The moral of this story  it's simple but it's true
Hey the stars might lie  but the numbers never do
I feel lucky  oh oh oh  I feel lucky  yeah
Hey Dwight  hey Lyle  boys  you don't have to fight
Hot dog  I'm feeling lucky tonight
I feel lucky  brrrrr  I feel lucky  yeah
Think I'll flip a coin  I'm a winner either way
Mmmmmm  I feel lucky today