Poor Unfortunate Souls (From "The Little Mermaid Live!")

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me well a witch
But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways
Repented seen the light and made a switch
True
Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately please don't laugh
I use it on behalf of the miserable lonely and depressed
Pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls in pain in need
This one longing to be thinner
This one wants to get the girl
And do I help them yes indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying Spells Ursula please
And I help them
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake them 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Now here's the deal
If you dare there's a potion I'll prepare
Just consume and you'll be human for 3 days
By the end of day 3 listen up this is key
Just convince Mr. Prince and get a kiss of true love
If I do
Lucky you
You stay human through and through go and be totally divine
And if not
Guess what you'll turn back into a Mer-Girl
Same as you once were girl
Life's full of tough choices isn't it
You'll have your looks
Your pretty face
And don't underestimate the importance of body language ha
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all dear what is idle babble for
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead make your choice
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross a bridge my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam Jetsam now I've got her boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me
Now sing
Aa-aa-aah a-aa-aah
Keep singing
Aa-aa-aah a-aa-aah