Fat Man In The Bathtub

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said Hey momma hey let me check your oil all right
She said No no honey not tonight
Comeback Monday comeback Tuesday then I might
I said Juanita my sweet Jaunita what are you up to
My Juanita
I said Jaunita my sweet taquita what are you up to
My Juanita
Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes
Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die tryin
Throw me a line throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan I hear you moan I hear you moan
Billy got so sad dejected put on his hat and start to run
Runnin' down the street yellin' at the top of his lungs
All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun
All I want in this life and time is some hit and run
I said Juanita my sweet Jaunita what are you up to
My Jaunita
I said Jaunita my sweet taquito what are you up to
My Juanita