Master of the House
Sasha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter, Les Misérables Cast"Master of the House" เป็นเพลงของ Sasha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter, Les Misérables Cast, 2013, Pop ความยาว 4:34, 82 lines / 497 words
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0:05My band of soaks
0:09My den of dissolutes
0:13My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts
0:22My sons of whores
0:26No no no no not tonight spend their lives in my inn
0:36Homing pigeons homing in
0:40They fly through my doors
0:47And they crawl out on all fours
0:53Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down
0:56And meet the best innkeeper in town
1:01As for the rest all of 'em crooks
1:05Rooking their guests and cooking the books
1:10Seldom do you see
1:14Honest men like me
1:17A gent of good intent
1:20Who's content to be
1:24Master of the house doling out the charm
1:27Ready with a handshake and an open palm
1:29Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
1:32Customers appreciate a bon viveur
1:35Glad to do a friend a favor
1:38Doesn't cost me to be nice
1:41But nothing gets you nothing
1:43Everything has got a little price
1:47Master of the house keeper of the zoo
1:50Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
1:53Watering the wine making up the weight
1:56Pickin' up their knick knacks when they can't see straight
1:58Everybody loves a landlord
2:01Everybody's bosom friend
2:04I do whatever pleases
2:05Jesus won't I bleed 'em in the end
2:08Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
2:11Never was a passerby to pass him by
2:14Servant to the poor butler to the great
2:17Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
2:20Everybody's boon companion
2:23Everybody's chaperone
2:25But lock up your valises
2:27Jesus won't I skin you to the bone
2:30Food beyond compare
2:31Food beyond belief
2:33Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
2:36Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
2:39Filling up the sausages with this and that
2:42Residents are more than welcome
2:44Bridal suite is occupied
2:47Reasonable charges
2:49Plus some little extras on the side
2:52Oh Santa
2:53Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice
2:56Two percent for looking in the mirror twice hand it over
2:59Here a little slice there a little cut
3:02Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
3:05When it comes to fixing prices
3:08There are a lot of tricks I knows
3:10How it all increases all them bits and pieces
3:13Jesus it's amazing how it grows
3:18Oh sorry love
3:21Must get something done about that
3:26I used to dream that I would meet a prince
3:31But God Almighty have you seen
3:34What's happened since
3:38Master of the house
3:41Isn't worth my spit
3:43Comforter philosopher and lifelong s**t
3:49Cunning little brain regular Voltaire
3:54Thinks he's quite a lover
3:56But there's not much there
3:59What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
4:06God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house
4:11Master of the house
4:12Master and a half
4:14Comforter philosopher
4:15Don't make me laugh
4:17Servant to the poor butler to the great
4:20Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
4:22Everybody bless the landlord
4:25Everybody bless his spouse
4:28Everybody raise a glass
4:31Raise it up the master's arse
4:34Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House
My band of soaks My den of dissolutes My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts My sons of whores No no no no not tonight spend their lives in my inn Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors And they crawl out on all fours Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest all of 'em crooks Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price Master of the house keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine making up the weight Pickin' up their knick knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus won't I bleed 'em in the end Master of the house quick to catch yer eye Never was a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor butler to the great Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus won't I skin you to the bone Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side Oh Santa Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice hand it over Here a little slice there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases all them bits and pieces Jesus it's amazing how it grows Oh sorry love Must get something done about that I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty have you seen What's happened since Master of the house Isn't worth my spit Comforter philosopher and lifelong s**t Cunning little brain regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house Master of the house Master and a half Comforter philosopher Don't make me laugh Servant to the poor butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate Everybody bless the landlord Everybody bless his spouse Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House
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