Bitty Boppy Betty

Bitty boppy Betty  bitt boppy Betty  bitty boppy Betty booboo
On weekends she's your honey
Then comes Monday  and that'll be sir to you
Bitty boppy Betty  better known as billy  he's the up and coming local DA
A fearless crime fighter  political insider  sure to be mayor one day
But after work on fridays
Off comes his necktie  and on come her diamonds and pearls
You better get ready  cause now billy's betty  everybody's favorite girl
In the belly of the city  that's where you'll find
Betty  Friday to Sunday night
Is she working under cover
Or just a fun mother  either way that's alright
Bitty boppy Betty  what a bouncing beauty  so sophisticated and refined
She's a boy who doesn't show it
And though the guys all know it  none of them seem to mind
When betty starts a boppin
The joint starts a hoppin
She can twist and dance the whole night through
You really can't ignore here
And if you don't adore her  there might be something wrong with you
On Mondays bright and early
Betty's back to Billy  working hard on behalf of our town
Upholding law and order  talking to reporters
And keeping us safe and sound
If there's a moral to this ditty
It's not to judge Betty  Billy or anyone
Cause life's a lot richer with a healthy mixture
Not to mention lots more fun
Bitty boppy Betty  bitty boppy Betty  bitty boppy Betty booboo
On weekends she's your honey  then comes Monday
And that'll be sir to you