Superstar

If you are what you say you are a superstar
Then have no fear the camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know oh oh oh the return
If you are what you say you are a superstar
Then have no fear the crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they want a show oh oh oh yeah
Yeah uh a fresh cool young lu
Trying to catch his microphone check two one two
Wanna believe my own hype but it's too untrue
The world brought me to my knees
What have you brung you
Did you improve on the
Design did you do something new
Well your name ain't on the
Guest list who brung you
You the more famous
Person you come through
And the sexy lady next to you you come too
And then it hit me standing
Outside of heaven
Waiting for god to come
And get me I'm too uncouth
Unschooled to the rules and too gumshoe
Too much of a newcomer and too uncool
Like shadow and lavelle I battle with it well
Though I need a holiday
Like lady who sung blue
Go back whatever you did you undo
Heavy as heaven the devil on me two tons too
If you are what you say you are a superstar
Then have no fear the camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know oh oh oh yeah
And you better wear your shades
The spotlights here can
Burn holes through the stage
Down to the basement past the indian graves
Where the dinosaurs laid
Then out through china nearly miss the airliners
Magnified times five unless
It's pointed at the rhymer
Ricochets off the moon
And sets the forest ablaze
Now that's important to say
'Cause even with all that most of us
Don't want it to fade
We want it to braid
Meaning we want it to grow
Meaning we want it to stay
Like the governor called
And he told him to wait
Unstrap him from the chair
And put him back in his cage
The audience ain't fazed
And they ain't gonna clap
And they ain't gonna praise
They want everything back that they've paid
'Cause they've been waiting
Since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are what you say you are a superstar
Then have no fear the crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they want a show oh oh oh yeah
So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away
'Cause I've been standing in
This line for like five whole days
Me and security ain't getting along
And when I got to the front
They told me all of the tickets were gone
So just take me home where the mood is mellow
And the roses are thrown mm's are yellow
And the light bulbs around
My mirror don't flicker
Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your sister
Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
Every song's her favorite
Song and mics don't feedback
All the reviewers say you
Need to go and see that
And everybody claps 'cause
Everybody is pleased
And then they all take
The stage and start performing for me
Like ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what you say you are a superstar
Then have no fear the camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know oh oh oh
If you are what you say you are a superstar
Then have no fear the crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they want a show oh oh oh yeah
If you are
What you say
You are
Then have no fear