Boy Scout to the End

Well I don't wanna be where the bands are
I wanna hear that chainsaw noise
I don't give a d**n about your hopes and your dreams
Or what the rest of the world enjoys
Well I've been chewing days and days honey
I've been chasing meat
I've got a salvation army in the back of my head
And a bucket of bones at my feet
'Cause nothing comes easy
There's riches in my bed
There's a taste in my mouth that I just can't place
And I'm haunted by the inches of the cell
I'm trying to get better
I'll be your best friend
And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin
On my word you can depend
Boy scout to the end
Well I don't wanna see innuendos
I don't wanna meet ya'll best friends
I don't give a d**n about your money in the bank
On what your happiness depends
Well I've been sucking on bitter honey
I've been chasing grams
I've got a hole in my pocket where the sun don't shine
And I'm paranoid that I'm a twin
And there are things moving slowly
Like a cat's that swimming in the mud
Everybody sing it over one last time
So scream one last run
I'm trying to get better
I'll be your best friend
And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin
On my word you can depend
Boy scout to the end
Well I don't wanna be in your phonebook
Every time you call me I'll be engaged
I don't give a d**n if you ever get ti know me
I'm horrified and enraged
I've been swallowing rusty nails honey
I've been breaking teeth
I've got a bag full of tricks even I don't believe
And a whole different story underneath
And I'm sick and tired of being alright
Ad my heart beats once a day
There's a hole in my head where the rain gets in
And I'm too old to live any other way
I'm trying to get better
I'll be your best friend
And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin
On my word you can depend
Boy scout to the end
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