3 Hours With A Close-Up Magician (Explicit)

3 Hours With A Close-Up Magician - Tom Cardy
Hey girl I think you're really cool
And it would be gravy
If you would be my baby baby
But don't worry because
I know the rules
I gotta court you baby
Before you are my lady baby
Would you look at the time
It's half past champagne
On a hill while the sun sets
And we watch an aeroplane write your name
And then it's back to the Shangri-La
I bought you this new car 'n wrote
You all this poetry you love it baby
I know what girls like that's why
You don't have to ask
I've saved the best 'til last
Three hours with a close-up magician
What
Shut the **** up he's about to start
Three hours with a Craigslist magician
Pick a card any card choose any card
Not that one
Close He's gonna do things
Close-up that bend your mind Magic
With his tiny foam balls
And an almost-full deck of cards
When seducing you is my ultimate mission
You know you're getting three hours
With a close-up magi
Oh yeah
Tell me girl do you like magic
Not really
Well thank god your boyfriend hired a
Close-up magician
I get right up in your face
Don't give a damn about your personal space
Now you're in my workplace
Was your card the three of hearts
No ****
He started telling us his mother's in remission
Now he's crying what an aphrodisiac
This close-up magician
Drops his stupid deck of cards
We watch him trip and fall hard
His pants fall down
I would be lying if I said
He had stopped crying Sad
Three hours with a close-up magician
Four of clubs no
Ace of hearts no
My driver's license no
An UNO card no ****
Three hours with a close-up magician
I know you're happy to stay so babe
I'm happy to pay for
Six hours with a close-up magician
We're gonna prestidigitate
Until the break of dawn
Your whole life with
A close-up magician
He's almost finished
Guessing your card wrong
Ace of diamonds no ****
Close-up magi-ician
Close-up magi-ician
Close-up magi-ician
Three hours six hours turns quickly into life
He sleeps between us at night with a big knife
He dreams ooh with both eyes open
Ooh ah
And periodically screams
Ooh ah
Because in his dreams he's forced
To do far-away magic
Close Seven years
Close-up
The changing of seasons Magic
He says he's gotta live rent free with us
For super secret magic reasons no
He is not homeless
Not unhoused
You doubt him too much girl
Just magic
He senses your disbelief
And he's finally had enough
He knows what girls like that's why
We float into the night sky
You can't believe your eyes
It's a vanishing act
He's saved the best 'til last
Goodbye from your close-up magician
Three hours with a close-up magician
Behind the couch
Is that our close-up magician
Please don't look there
That must be a different magician
His pants fell down again
Poor close-up magician
That's just part of the trick
What a cool close-up magician
Please stop crying
Little close-up magician
Your whole life with a close-up mag
Close-up mag yes
Three hours with a close-up magician
Girl I knew you'd come around to the magic
Three hours with a close-up magician
Maybe now he'll stop doing card tricks
Or maybe not
Six hours with a close-up magician
We're gonna prestidigitate
Until our faces melt
Your whole life with
A close-up magician
We'd better buy this CUM a belt
Close-up magi-ician