The Black Slim Shady (Explicit)

Hey grandma
Yeah I'm still out makin' my Uber runs
I'll be home soon
I just got one more pick up kinda close to 8 Mile
Okay okay love you too
G-G-G-G Shady
G-G
Shady Aftermath
Yeah
Me and Hit-Boy back on our **** let's go
Yeah
G-G
I don't think they know who they ****in' with
Pull that truck around n***as is duckin' clips
Hi I'm the Black Slim Shady
I unpack the heat with my oven mitts
I tip-toe around in my Chucks and ****
Hi I'm the Black Slim Shady
It's Game sick in the brain
Sick as the day that I came
Hennessy runnin' through my veins I load up the clip and aim
Sick of you n***as talkin' like you won't get wet in the rain
Now I'm singin' Frank Ocean and you get hit with this Novacane
Sick and tired of n***as *****es and critics they all the same
Lame games they playin' lyin' tryin' me for my name
I stick my d**k in your podcast
Shallow ***** on the show just to lick the tip it's ridiculous she watchin' it grow
Cross eyed-ed crosshairs on my enemies
If you cross the street you run into me
You crash in to a light bolt
Now you crawlin' out the driver side like a centipede
And me I'm finna be on a jet to the Phillipines
Spill the beans kick the Kool-Aid overtell God don't intervene
While I'm smashin' Saweetie p***y to smithereens
It's the G-A-ficky-ficky-M paint my face I'm him
Puttin' this big black d**k in your Skims
I don't think they know who they ****in' with
Pull that truck around n***as is duckin' clips
Hi I'm the Black Slim Shady
I unpack the heat with my oven mitts
I tip-toe around in my Chucks and ****
Hi I'm the Black Slim Shady
I killed Dr Dre in my basement last night
I was wasted last night I went ape **** last night
Chopped his body up and forgot where I placed it last night
Had a slice of humble pie I couldn't taste it last night
Hahaha
Lost my taste and my smell I got Omarion
Me and Dr Fauci went to Crazy Girls and then we got our party on
So fee-fi-fum I'm with 40 goin' dumb
Not E-40 the other 40 I'm with Canadians in Drake's house
Havin' a stakeout
And I'm so tired of orderin' takeout what's beef
Beef is when you tell the chef to bring them steaks out
So let's play house with the Dracos and the AR
Stay the **** up off of Stanley grass and take a **** in they yard
And my d**k stay hard when I see Lizzo on the internet
Here it is another BBL
And my d**k get little on the internet
My intellect is NFTs and Cryptos I can never be a Crip though
I tip-toe with my red rag around six O's
Chuck
Yeah
Hey man let's get you out the rain
Good lookin' how's your night goin' bro
I'm cool man you don't need that mask
Nobody cares about that **** anymore
You got a charger up there with you
Yeah for sure it reaches all the way back there too
Good lookin' homie
Ayo I really **** with that starter cap that **** hard as ****
Crazy story behind it my brother Stan rest in peace
What
He gave me this hat twenty-two years ago
D**n
It's my favorite
Can I see that **** for a minute
Uh yeah sure
Oh **** this mother****er autographed and everything
Who signed it for you
Eminem
He used to be like this rap God
Man me and my brother praised him
Back when I was little I don't really like any of his new stuff
Woah wait I know where we're goin' wait why do you have a gu
Yo shut the **** up
Ayy man I'm drivin' I'll get you there wait
I'll take you I'm a fan it's cool
Stop lookin' back stop lookin' back here
It's cool dude man you don't need to do this
Focus on the ****in' road
Okay
Yo come on man
Alright
Drive
Alright alright
Drive
We'll go we'll go
Shut the **** up
Alright
Ask Dre
All I got is my word my d**k and my MAC 10
One thing you can never have is my mother****in' Black skin
This ain't no suit that I wore
This ain't a mansion a hangin' plaque this ain't no stupid award
So oh he goes platinum
And oh I'm on the 'Math with him
He got all the Blackest friends
He wants to be African me
Left for dead on the Doctor's Advocate
Dre never executive-produced it I just imagined it
Oh here goes the magic tricks
Candy shops and the magic stick
DeAngelo Bailey got in shape to whoop your a*s again
You depressed you just maskin' it
You pop a Adderall a Vicodin and a Aspirin
But the math wasn't mathin' in
So pass me the torch 'cause the torture in my mind
With the voice that defied rhymes will force the blind eye
To see that I was in the white Rolls Royce with five 9's
When you was pretendin' to be the white Royce da 5'9
I just crossed a fine line
Might just force the white guy to call D12
So he can be the pork they grind swine
And the biggest rapper in Detroit that award is Sean Don
So uncork the Chardonnay and stick my fork in white wine
I never heard you in a club I never heard you in a bar
Eleven albums and ten never got played inside of my car
I'd rather listen to Snitch9ine like sixty-nine times
And participate in sixty-nines with sixty-nine nuns than listen to you
You're a Karen call the cops tell 'em it's a Black man on your block
With a Glock and he got it cocked
And the tattoos on his face is a star and a teardrop
He standin' on a teal drop
And he says he can feel 'Pac in the air
Like Phil Collins listen to him he still wildin'
Ah Epstein chased me around Epstein island
So silence I'm I'm thinkin' uh mm yeah
Nothin' rhymes with orange
So ficky-ficky Slim Shady please stand up
Shoot the fade with me I'd love to put these hands up
I could 40 Glocc you unarmed
Drop the world on your head with one arm
Dear Slim Hailie's with me and she's unharmed for now
Dad I'm really scared
These are the deepest secrets I keep and I be on defense
'Cause G's ain't supposed to fold up
With all the facades I hold up inside of my mind I froze up
I'm cold as COVID Ebola the Spanish flu and Corona
The Zika virus pneumonia is deep inside my persona
On each side of my shoulders is demons chasin' Jehovah
The renegade or the soldier I really gave it to Hova
How it feel
Twenty-three years still ain't penetratin' the culture
You are not top five in mine B I G or 'Pac eyes
No André no Nas stop tellin' white lies
Sniff a white line this the right time
I Suge Knight Vanilla Ice I'm not Mr Nice Guy
I'm crazy
I'm crazy I'm crazy
I'm crazy
I'm crazy I'm crazy
I'm not Mr Nice Guy
I'm crazy
I'm crazy I'm crazy
Dre know
I'm crazy
I'm crazy I'm crazy
Way to ****in' go
You done pissed off Jimmy Universal and Interscope
Know I got Jimmy Slim 50 and Universal in a scope
'Cause I'm shady
Shadier than him
I'm crazy
Crazier than Kim
So when the Bat signal goes up in the clouds above the buildings
I hope you live long enough to see heroes turn into villains
Oh you think I'm a Joker
Well riddle me this
You love your mother
Well I'm cleanin' out your closet for you and your half-brother
And I told you when I was in Detroit I wanna go to 8 Mile
'Cause when I was little to get some M&M's I had to walk eight miles
But you wouldn't leave the studio your life is on loop
That's why I'm doggy in style 'cause n***as rather bump Snoop
And I'm a lyrical 50 cal
Leave his brain all thin wind the games all endin'
The chainsaw vrin vrin
Hello
Hello
Pagin' Dr Dre
He ain't got a lot to say
But since Curtis always do let him write the rhymes for you
Tell him to clip the wings on my butterfly tatt'
And force 'em back in the cocoon
Now does he still rap or did he have a change of heart too
The chick on the show wasn't pickin' me and Mariah wasn't pickin' you
So the cannons is blam-blammin' and if it jam then I unjam it
And wipe down my stripper pole with the hair grease from your bandana
You wish you was Santana or Cam in them 10 J's
Durag for ten years and never had one wave
And I was that runaway slave that they buried in that one grave
And some say he would back to haunt Slim Shady one day
Now I'm here hope you ready this is not mom's spaghetti
This your dad was twenty-two when he ate lil' Debbie
He takes the cake
'Cause she was only fifteen
So how could one not sympathize with her havin' you as a teen
She had to lose herself in the moment give up her dreams
Just to see her son out here lookin' like a wigger in jeans
Yeah
Little Marshall Mathers
Mad 'cause nobody thinks that little Marshall matters
That sentiment's hard to gather
Let's get this **** all together the picture was ripped I fixed it
But none with me you and 50 let's stitch this **** all together
You like it Slim
I made it just for you
I even kidnapped Stan's brother and baited him here for you
But you would just say No
Probably leave us in the blistering cold
God made you d**n near perfect he just missed your soul
You ain't the shell of who you used to be
And after you it's me on the Uzi spree like it's two of me
And Matthew's dead now it's just you and me
The sweatpants the dad hat durag and no jewelry
Umm is that cultural appropriation
Ask Paul if it's even appropriate for me to make that statement rude of me
How your day went
Did you re-dye your beard or get another face lift or do shrooms in your mom's basement
Until you nod and see spaceships
And the aliens inside it come and tell you your talent's wasted
Then you wake up and you ain't ****
I know you fiendin' for a Dr Dre bass hit
How ironic an addict in a basement
And now I chronic 'cause I done had it with the fake ****
You never understood ebonics or a cadence
I press everything like a weight bench
And every time the plate hits you off another playlist
Sorry it ain't workin' out
N***as shootin' Billy Blanks
It's my winner's speech
While I'm here I should really thank MGK UGK Tech N9ne Uzi spray
My other twelve personalities wasn't really in the mood today
Hi kids here's somethin' funny let's all say n***a once
Crashed the car hit and run
Jumped out hid the gun
Your fans want a rap god well **** it I'ma give 'em one
I came to put Slim in a box but he already live in one
Mr Shady don't be shady
Pick that pen up don't be lazy
Call up Dre and get that Dre beat
Jump off stage if **** get crazy
Mr Shady don't be shady
Pick that pen up don't be lazy
Call up Dre and get that Dre beat
Jump off stage if **** get crazy