Don't Get Funny with Me

You think you're funny
But your face beat you to it
You look like somethin'
In the bronx
Zoo
It ain't no joke
You're very chimpanzee
Don't monkey with
Tarzan
And don't get funny with me
I see by your outfit
You're a cowgirl
When I say hyaw
I'm talkin' 'bout now girl
I'm a whip crackin' daddy
And I don't mean please
Aim for the bucket
And don't get funny with me
Don't get funny with me
Don't get funny with me
The jokes on you
Don't get funny with me
You're gonna get a stiff neck
Lookin' way down here
You're gonna fall off that pedestal
And land on the mirror
You're gonna break that thing
You ain't no beauty queen
You done broke my brownie
Now don't get funny with me
You're the life o' the party
And a million laughs
You know karate
And some witchcraft
You know rope tricks
From the exotic east
Don't fool with
Fu manchu
And don't get funny with me