Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
Edwards Sanders"Pirelli's Miracle Elixir" is a song by Edwards Sanders, released in 2007 in the Pop genre. The song is 1:58 long and contains 49 lines and 253 words.
Lyrics
0:15Ladies and gentlemen
0:16May I have your attention please
0:20Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
0:22To discover your pillow is covered with hair
0:25Or ought not to be there
0:27Well ladies and gentlemen
0:28From now on you can waken at ease
0:31You need never again have a worry or care
0:33I will show you a miracle marvelous rare
0:37Gentleman you are about to see something
0:38Wot rose from the dead
0:43On the top of my head
0:47T'was Pirelli's
0:49Miracle Elixir
0:50That's what did the trick sir
0:52True sir true
0:54Was it quick sir
0:56Did it in a tick sir
0:57Just like an elixir
0:59Ought to do
1:01How about a bottle mister
1:03Only costs a penny guaranteed
1:08Does Pirelli's
1:10Stimulate the growth sir
1:12You can have my oath sir
1:14Tis unique
1:15Rub a minute
1:17Stimulatin' i'nt
1:19Soon you'll have to thin it
1:21Once a week
1:23Pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench
1:25Must be standing near an open trench
1:26Pardon me sir what's that awful stench
1:28Buy Pirelli's
1:30Miracle Elixir
1:31Anything will slick sir soon sprouts curls
1:35Try Pirelli's
1:37When they see how thick sir
1:38You can have your pick sir
1:40Of the girls
1:43Wanna buy a bottle misses
1:44What is this What is this
1:45Smells like piss Smells like ew
1:48What is this This is piss piss with ink
1:52Let pirelli's activate your roots sir
1:53Keep it off your boots sir eats right through
1:55Yes get pirelli's use a bottle of it
1:57Ladies seem to love it
1:58Flies do too
Ladies and gentlemen May I have your attention please Do you wake every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with hair Or ought not to be there Well ladies and gentlemen From now on you can waken at ease You need never again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle marvelous rare Gentleman you are about to see something Wot rose from the dead On the top of my head T'was Pirelli's Miracle Elixir That's what did the trick sir True sir true Was it quick sir Did it in a tick sir Just like an elixir Ought to do How about a bottle mister Only costs a penny guaranteed Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth sir You can have my oath sir Tis unique Rub a minute Stimulatin' i'nt Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week Pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench Must be standing near an open trench Pardon me sir what's that awful stench Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Anything will slick sir soon sprouts curls Try Pirelli's When they see how thick sir You can have your pick sir Of the girls Wanna buy a bottle misses What is this What is this Smells like piss Smells like ew What is this This is piss piss with ink Let pirelli's activate your roots sir Keep it off your boots sir eats right through Yes get pirelli's use a bottle of it Ladies seem to love it Flies do too
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