Geezer

I met Janine at a jam sesh her dad was a d**k
Their house was radioactive but I slept in it
I said damn back then you used to be my right hand
What happened
She said dad you got old
And then you ruined my plans
That's what happened
He works on a production line
He's got lines on his face
He hasn't been around that long
He's just old for his age
And you remind me of him time to time
Before he gained all that weight
He won't be around much longer
He's gettin' old for his age
I almost missed my first handjob
Was ten minutes late
Our home team missed by a landslide
But I made out great
I mean damn much better than my right hand
But what happened
Yeah
I said wait back
Then I thought you had some big plans
But who crashed them
She ain't get accepted where the teacher recommended
Uh oh
She still makin' coffee at the age of thirty-seven
Uh oh
I know it's a small town
But the mall now looks small now
I guess the lesson is never let your guard down
Banks put up the buildings
And your parents build the fences
Please don't stay behind them in your mid-twenties
You way more special
Than what that neighborhood is givin'
You way more special f****
You way more special
The way it's goin'
I'ma make a livin' shovelin' asphalt
But it's not my fault
It's my dad's fault man
He works on a production line
He's got lines on his face
He hasn't been around that long
He's just old for his age
And you remind me of him time to time
Before he gained all that weight
He won't be around much longer
He's gettin' old for his age