Such A Miranda

I was in Denmark you told me you loved me
But not how it happened on sex and the City
Which I was getting into I'm such a Miranda
But I couldn't keep watching I couldn't watch it pan out
So I flew home without a breath tea and homemade soda bread
Listened to your stories which just happen to involve your ex
She went everywhere I went grown ups just get on with it
But I'm still not as old
As you were when we first met
She was a good girl so I pay the price
I have to stay broken to be worth your nights
She left for better and you in a mess
I'm just some stewardess who feeds your pets
And does your dishes and pays your rent
And helps you heal from something heaven sent
And I'll get skinny
I'll swallow hell
But if you turn me into her
I might leave you as well
I'm the little mermaid you split my legs open
I have her on a keyring I keep her as a token
I bought it in nyhavn in one of those little shops
I wish I never went there and I wish you would stop