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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (Explicit)

Bloodhound Gang
1995-07-183:13 minSynced lyrics

"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (Explicit)" is a song by Bloodhound Gang, released in 1995 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:13 long and contains 79 lines and 611 words.

Lyrics

0:15One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
0:18To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
0:20Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
0:23Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
0:25And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
0:27And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
0:30Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
0:32Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
0:35M S G ¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
0:38Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
0:40Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
0:42After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
0:45Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
0:47A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
0:50With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
0:52I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
0:55Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
0:57(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
0:58(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
0:59(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:00(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:01(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:03(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:04(And I'm Pretty F**kin' Drunk)
1:14Here She Comes A Funky Fried Cutie
1:18Mr Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
1:20Cause I'm Mr Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
1:23You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
1:26But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
1:28Hey Lupus Is She Cute Yea For A Pygmie
1:30Aw What Do You Know You're Probably Going Home Alone
1:32And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
1:35Plus Beauty It's Only Skin Deep
1:38It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
1:40I Could Tap That Barrel In Fact I Know I Can
1:43It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken
1:45Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
1:47(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:48(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:49(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:51(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:52(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
1:53You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
1:54And I'm pretty f**king drunk
1:56Regrets I've Had A Few
1:58First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
2:00For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
2:03Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
2:06You Can Call It Big-Boned I Prefer To Call It Gut
2:08Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The F**kin' Hutt
2:11You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
2:13I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
2:16It Was 3 A M And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
2:18So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
2:31I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
2:34Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
2:36I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
2:38But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
2:40Lived In Your Pants
2:41At That Junction I Came To Realize
2:43That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
2:45Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
2:49That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
2:54Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
2:55(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
2:56You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
2:58You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
2:59You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:00You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:01You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:03And I'm pretty f**king drunk
3:04You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:05You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:06You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:08You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:09You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:10You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:11You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
3:13And I'm pretty f**king drunk
One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
M S G ¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(And I'm Pretty F**kin' Drunk)
Here She Comes  A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr  Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr  Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute  Yea For A Pygmie
Aw  What Do You Know  You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty  It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel  In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm pretty f**king drunk
Regrets I've Had A Few
First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned  I Prefer To Call It Gut
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The F**kin' Hutt
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
It Was 3 A M  And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
Lived In Your Pants
At That Junction I Came To Realize
That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm pretty f**king drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm pretty f**king drunk

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