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Uncool As Me (Explicit)

Bloodhound Gang
2015-09-043:36 minSynced lyrics

"Uncool As Me (Explicit)" is a song by Bloodhound Gang, released in 2015 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:36 long and contains 61 lines and 344 words.

Lyrics

0:00Uncool As Me (我不酷) - Bloodhound Gang/Joey Fatone
0:06I'm quite the sped I never shred
0:09Not cool
0:10Not cool
0:11But my bros all call me Itch
0:13With the silent B
0:15But that spells Bitch
0:16Fits you perfectly
0:18Chaz Bono dickbag word f**k tick not cool
0:22Not cool
0:23And I smell like regret and tequila
0:25What's that even mean
0:27I have no idea
0:28You're livin' the dream
0:31Hey you you dance like those assholes I see
0:35In old Molly Ringwald movies
0:38I think you're as uncool as me
0:43Hey you you dance like those assholes I see
0:47In old Molly Ringwald movies
0:50I think you're as uncool as me
0:55And I dance
1:04They don't think you're all that cool
1:05They like you for your step-dad's pool
1:16They don't think you're all that cool
1:18But your vampire fiction rules
1:25I'm such a tit I say dumb shit
1:28Not cool
1:29Not cool
1:29And my friends think that I like men
1:32That's because you do
1:33Don't even listen to them
1:35No one's judging you
1:37John Goodman gut slow kid haircut
1:40Not cool
1:41Not cool
1:42Do you like Renaissance fairs
1:44Where'd you get that scarf
1:45Tis what thy lord doth wear
1:47I'll be in the car
1:50Hey you you dance like those assholes I see
1:54In old Molly Ringwald movies
1:57I think you're as uncool as me
2:02Hey you you dance like those assholes I see
2:06In old Molly Ringwald movies
2:09I think you're as uncool as me
2:14And I dance
2:23They don't think you're all that cool
2:25They like you for your step-dad's pool
2:35They don't think you're all that cool
2:37But your vampire fiction rules
2:38Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling
2:51Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling
3:02And I dance
3:12They don't think you're all that cool
3:13They like you for your step-dad's pool
3:24They don't think you're all that cool
3:25But your vampire fiction rules
3:27Let's go to Civil War reenactments
3:30Throw some back and yell "too soon " at them
3:33Let's go to Civil War reenactments
3:36Warning spoiler alert
Uncool As Me (我不酷) - Bloodhound Gang/Joey Fatone
I'm quite the sped  I never shred
Not cool
Not cool
But my bros all call me Itch
With the silent B
But that spells Bitch
Fits you perfectly
Chaz Bono dickbag  word f**k tick  not cool
Not cool
And I smell like regret and tequila
What's that even mean
I have no idea
You're livin' the dream
Hey you  you dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you  you dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your step-dad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
I'm such a tit  I say dumb shit
Not cool
Not cool
And my friends think that I like men
That's because you do
Don't even listen to them
No one's judging you
John Goodman gut  slow kid haircut
Not cool
Not cool
Do you like Renaissance fairs
Where'd you get that scarf
Tis what thy lord doth wear
I'll be in the car
Hey you  you dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you  you dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your step-dad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
Dancin' with myself  in the dark  on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself  in the dark  on the ceiling
And I dance
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your step-dad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon " at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning  spoiler alert

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