Miss Universe

I was just twenty-one
And he was barely twenty-two
I wanted him to want me and he said
"Baby you know I do"
We were picture perfect
Thought the distance would be worth it
He said
"When you know you know"
And I believed him
And I believed him
Then I got a goodbye call
'Cause he found a beauty queen
I'm in a dive bar drinking
While she's in a magazine
Yeah it hurt like hell
But hell it could've been worse
At least my whole world
Left me for Miss Universe
I can't lie she's everything
And I'da probably picked her too
At least it wasn't a county pageant
I lost that boy to
But I want runner-up roses
Want the sash for second place
I want confetti falling
Cameras flashing in my face
But I got a goodbye call
'Cause he found a beauty queen
I'm in a dive bar drinking
While she's in a magazine
Yeah it hurt like hell
But hell it could've been worse
At least my whole world
Left me for Miss Universe
He better count his lucky
Stars it went down like it did
'Cause I'da left him first if I'da met Brad Pitt
But that ain't the way it went
No I got a goodbye call
'Cause he found a beauty queen
I'm in a dive bar drinking
While she's in a magazine
Yeah it hurt like hell
But hell it could've been worse
At least my whole world
Left me for Miss Universe
My whole world left me for Miss Universe