Deadpool Rap (Explicit)
Teamheadkick"Deadpool Rap (Explicit)" is a song by Teamheadkick, released in 2014 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:10 long and contains 79 lines and 481 words.
Lyrics
0:04Deadpool
0:08Deadpool
0:11Deadpool
0:15They call me Deadpool I'm hella fast
0:18Came to merc the bad guys and get some a*s
0:20Got blades for days got guns galore
0:22Got combo moves evades and more
0:24With bear traps and hand grenades
0:26Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
0:28Poppin off caps leave a trail of guts
0:30Sittin' on my chair scratchin' my nuts
0:32I can't die I'm invincible
0:34But if you'd like to try then I'll crush your skull
0:36Crass and rude borderline obscene
0:38But I'm the funniest ************ that you ever did see
0:40And Wolverine is gettin' *****-slapped
0:42Wake up Wolvey no time for a nap
0:44We gotta rescue Rogue ride a roller coaster
0:46Grab our gear and head to Genosha
0:51Deadpool
0:56Deadpool
0:59Deadpool
1:04On a mission to slap a ho
1:06But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy fightin' Vertigo
1:08So slow the roll' you're kinda cute
1:10But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke
1:12Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies
1:14Motorboatin' and playin' with titties
1:16Jump across the map in a big-a*s boot
1:18Decapitate my enemies pick up my loot
1:20Don't stop when I shoot full-auto is on
1:22Your a*s is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn
1:24Hot lead to the head and I won't stop
1:26Domino and Psylocke makin' it hot
1:28But all these ******* are primadonnas
1:30I stuff my face with Chimichangas
1:32Taco's and beers always keepin' it loose
1:34Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
1:36I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
1:39Deadpool
1:40Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules I came for the taco's
1:43Deadpool
1:44Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
1:47Deadpool
1:48'Bout to throw down with all these fools
1:50So come and get some
1:52My favorite girl I call her Death
1:54She got big ol' boobs and butt-a*s breath
1:56No stress one day we will be together
1:58Just as soon as I die
1:59And that means never
2:00Hackin' and slashin' like a ninja
2:02Don't worry Sinister I'm commin' to getcha
2:04Double-flippin' jumps landin' all wreckless
2:06Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless
2:08Cable any day big gun no doubt
2:10But he talks too much so **** it I'm out
2:12With a broken neck I can't see at all
2:14Crack it like a crackhead problem solved
2:16X-Men Evolved doin' air guitar
2:18Pettin' the dog dancin' like a p**n star
2:20We did it We rescued Rogue
2:22I tried to get some booty but I got friend-zoned
2:24Teleport because it's cool when I fall off a ledge
2:27Deadpool
2:28The crazy-a*s guards always lookin' to duel so click click BOOM
2:31Deadpool
2:32I don't believe in the Golden Rule I came to get laid
2:35Deadpool
2:36Note to the ladies I'm not a tool
2:38I'm a sexy motherucker
2:42Sexy ************
2:46Sexy ************
2:50Sexy ************
2:54Sexy ************
2:59Deadpool
3:03Deadpool
3:07Deadpool
3:10Dead Pool
Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool They call me Deadpool I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys and get some a*s Got blades for days got guns galore Got combo moves evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin off caps leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair scratchin' my nuts I can't die I'm invincible But if you'd like to try then I'll crush your skull Crass and rude borderline obscene But I'm the funniest ************ that you ever did see And Wolverine is gettin' *****-slapped Wake up Wolvey no time for a nap We gotta rescue Rogue ride a roller coaster Grab our gear and head to Genosha Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool On a mission to slap a ho But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy fightin' Vertigo So slow the roll' you're kinda cute But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies Motorboatin' and playin' with titties Jump across the map in a big-a*s boot Decapitate my enemies pick up my loot Don't stop when I shoot full-auto is on Your a*s is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head and I won't stop Domino and Psylocke makin' it hot But all these ******* are primadonnas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Taco's and beers always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives Deadpool Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules I came for the taco's Deadpool Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut Deadpool 'Bout to throw down with all these fools So come and get some My favorite girl I call her Death She got big ol' boobs and butt-a*s breath No stress one day we will be together Just as soon as I die And that means never Hackin' and slashin' like a ninja Don't worry Sinister I'm commin' to getcha Double-flippin' jumps landin' all wreckless Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless Cable any day big gun no doubt But he talks too much so **** it I'm out With a broken neck I can't see at all Crack it like a crackhead problem solved X-Men Evolved doin' air guitar Pettin' the dog dancin' like a p**n star We did it We rescued Rogue I tried to get some booty but I got friend-zoned Teleport because it's cool when I fall off a ledge Deadpool The crazy-a*s guards always lookin' to duel so click click BOOM Deadpool I don't believe in the Golden Rule I came to get laid Deadpool Note to the ladies I'm not a tool I'm a sexy motherucker Sexy ************ Sexy ************ Sexy ************ Sexy ************ Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool Dead Pool
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