Fast Lane (Album Version|Explicit)

Fast Lane (快车道) (Album Version|Explicit) - Bad Meets Evil
Uh first verse uh I'm on 'til I'm on an island
My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt or kill y'all with kindness
I kill ya my natural persona's much worse
You've been warned if you've been borned or if you conformed
Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Leave him with his socks hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y'all n***as' intellect mad slow y'all fags know
Claimin' you bangin' you flamin'
Bet you could light your own cigarette with your asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past so
That basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain't wrapped tight my blood type's the 80s
My 90s was like the Navy you was like the Brady's
You still fly kites daily
Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' Ice Ice Baby
Screaming Shady 'til I die
Like a half a pair of dice life's crazy
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
And you only live it once so I'm thinking 'bout this nice nice lady
Wait no stop me now 'fore I get on a roll
Danish
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is 'cause she's kinda famous
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick my penis in your anus
You morons think that I'm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum
Came to drive them trailer parks crazy
I am back and I am razor-sharp baby
And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
'Cause I wanna rip this mystical slick s**t
You don't wanna become another victim a statistic of this s**t
'Cause after I spit the bullets I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I'ma kick the ballistics so get this d**k I'ma live this
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Ayy
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
Oh
But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now
Yeah
I don't really know where I'm headed
No
Just enjoyin' the ride
Yeah
Just gon' roll 'til I drop
Oh
And ride 'til I die
Ah-hah
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
Uh yeah my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
At war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs
C'mon
My slow flow is euphoric it's like I rap endorphins
Woo
I made a pact with the devil that says
I'll let you take me you let me take a shovel
Dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian
C'mon
Go back and forthin' more beef than you can pack a fork in
I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
My tenement chimney now the semi's the remedy pow
Spin him around enterin' in the vicinity now
Was called M&M but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up
And spitted him out
Girl giddy-up now get-get down
He's lookin' around this club
And it looks like people are havin' a s**t-fit now
Yeah little tr-tr-trailer trash take a look who's back in t-t-town
Did I st-st-stutter motherf**ker
F**k the mall he shuts the whole motherf**kin' Walmart
D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight with 5'9 to hold this b***h down
Like a motherf**kin' chick underwater he's tryin' to dr-dr-drown
Shorty when you dance you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin' them d**k-suckin' lips
I'm agitated aggravated
To the point you don't suck my d**k
Then you're gonna get decapitated
Other words you don't f**kin' give me head
Then I'ma have to take it
And then after takin' that I'ma catch a case it's gon' be fascinatin'
It's gon' say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson's activator
Woo
Meanin' I'm on fire off the top might wanna back up data
Rollin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer
Homie they sick you could normally ask a hater
Don't it make sense
That these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Dropped in the lap of a tax evader homie they spent
Now make that a*s drop like a sack of potatoes
What
Girl I'm the crack-a-lator percolator of this party
Be my penis ejaculator later
Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin' with a player
You won't be exaggeratin' when you say you're livin'
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Ayy
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
Oh
But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now
Yeah
I don't really know where I'm headed
No
Just enjoyin' the ride
Yeah
Just gon' roll 'til I drop
Oh
And ride 'til I die
Ah-ah
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
Haha
Woo
Pedal to the metal
Pedal to the metal