Hail the Queen

To be a proper subject one must ever proper be
And not just when the monarch's dropping by for tea
Which by the way reminds me was my invitation lost
Perhaps the palace mailroom got the signals crossed
Well in either case they face disgrace so
Let's begin the executions
Yes in either case they face disgrace
All hail the queen
And you young lady who are you
I don't believe we've met
I'm from the land of credit cards and endless debt
I see that sounds an awful place
No wonder you've come here
No matter here or there let me make one thing clear
If you anger me there'll be no tea and
Very little sympathizing
There will be no tea says her majesty
All hail the queen
Your majesty is right of course
Of course I am I am the source
And will not trouble those who disagree
Like tweedledum and tweedledee
She will heartedly agree your highness
I do agree your majesty
If I agree is there a fee
There will be if you sing the song appease
We crave a boon from you my queen
More of a royal favor
Whether large or small or none at all
You must be careful what you wish for
Whether large or small or none at all
All hail the queen