I Hate California

She's probably in a Bently
Showin' off her new fake boobies
Tryin' to break into the movies with some producer
Who seduced her with some sushi & cologne
She's probably down on Sunset
Doin' all the things she ain't done yet
With some actor she calls Hector
Man  I wish she'd meet Phil Spector
& he'd ask to take her home
She's lovin' California
She loves the beach
She loves the party everyday
Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in LA
Ever since she went away
I hate California
Maybe She's livin' in a commune
Dancin' with Hippies under the moon
It's all free love  w**d & patchouli
A there's a guru named Fuzuli
& he's doin' her for sure
Maybe she's strummin' some big rock star
Drinkin' pink cosmos at the sky bar
Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu  avacado
I bet she thinks she won the lotto
Good for her
She's lovin' California
She loves the beach
She loves the party everyday
Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in LA
Ever since she went away
I hate California
I think I seen her on TV
Last night on TMZ
With the pretty people on parade
She's sellin' Scientology
With John  Tommy  & Katie
Man  I bet she's really got it made
She's lovin' California
That string bikini & tha sunshine on her face
She's lovin' California
She loves the beach
She loves the party everyday
Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in LA
Ever since she went away
I hate California