Weird Cousin
Jimmy Fallon"Weird Cousin" is a song by Jimmy Fallon, released in 2024 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:05 long and contains 58 lines and 278 words.
Lyrics
0:09He showed up on a motorcycle
0:12Late on Christmas Eve
0:14Says his name is Liam
0:16But last year it was Steve
0:19You don't know if he has a job
0:21And you don't care to ask
0:24He spends the evening in the corner
0:26Sipping from a flask
0:28He's your weird cousin
0:29Your weird cousin
0:31Who's so fricking weird
0:33Your weird cousin
0:34Your weird cousin
0:36He can't grow a beard
0:38Your weird cousin
0:39Your weird cousin
0:40Everybody has a weird cousin
0:43Your weird cousin
0:44Your weird cousin
0:45And you can't help but love him
0:48He shows up on a moped
0:50His hair is soaking wet
0:52He needs to borrow money
0:54'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet
0:57He smells like gasolinе
1:00Mixed with the county fair
1:02Spends the evening trying to sell
1:04The family Tupperware
1:06He's your weird cousin
1:08Your weird cousin
1:09Who's so fricking strange
1:11Your weird cousin
1:12Your weird cousin
1:14Think he might have mange
1:16Your weird cousin
1:17Your weird cousin
1:19Everybody has a weird cousin
1:21Your weird cousin
1:22Your weird cousin
1:24And you can't help but love him
1:26Conspiracy theory time
1:28The moon landing it wasn't real they staged it in L.A
1:34He believes the FBI is really the CIA
1:38The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
1:43We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil
1:47He's your weird cousin
1:49Your weird cousin
1:50He's so fricking odd
1:51So fricking odd
1:53Your weird cousin
1:53Your weird cousin
1:55How are you even related?
1:57How are we related?
1:58Your weird cousin
1:58Your weird cousin
2:00If you don't have a weird cousin
2:02I'm sorry it's true but look around the room
2:05The weird cousin is you
He showed up on a motorcycle Late on Christmas Eve Says his name is Liam But last year it was Steve You don't know if he has a job And you don't care to ask He spends the evening in the corner Sipping from a flask He's your weird cousin Your weird cousin Who's so fricking weird Your weird cousin Your weird cousin He can't grow a beard Your weird cousin Your weird cousin Everybody has a weird cousin Your weird cousin Your weird cousin And you can't help but love him He shows up on a moped His hair is soaking wet He needs to borrow money 'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet He smells like gasolinе Mixed with the county fair Spends the evening trying to sell The family Tupperware He's your weird cousin Your weird cousin Who's so fricking strange Your weird cousin Your weird cousin Think he might have mange Your weird cousin Your weird cousin Everybody has a weird cousin Your weird cousin Your weird cousin And you can't help but love him Conspiracy theory time The moon landing it wasn't real they staged it in L.A He believes the FBI is really the CIA The president's a lizard and so are all the royals We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil He's your weird cousin Your weird cousin He's so fricking odd So fricking odd Your weird cousin Your weird cousin How are you even related? How are we related? Your weird cousin Your weird cousin If you don't have a weird cousin I'm sorry it's true but look around the room The weird cousin is you
Translation
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