Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (feat. Black Gryph0n & PiNKII)
The Chalkeaters, Black Gryph0n, PiNKII"Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (feat. Black Gryph0n & PiNKII)" is a song by The Chalkeaters, Black Gryph0n, PiNKII, released in 2022 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:28 long and contains 94 lines and 511 words.
0:05I dreamt to be the very best
0:09Among the strong and brave
0:12But masters of the Pokémon
0:16Prefer to feel like slaves
0:19I left my home I tried to pass
0:22Right through the tall low poly grass
0:26As the strangest feeling in my pants
0:29Came like a tidal wave
0:34A wild Lopunny appears
0:35She's readily spreading her ears
0:37You see an Incineroar flexing oh dear
0:39This ecosystem is weird
0:40Heed their call to catch 'em all
0:42Master stop rubbing your blue poké balls
0:43Teach us new moves and carry us home
0:45We always do as we're told
0:47The furrýmonication's growing bolder
0:50They say it's in the eye of the beholder
0:53I say it's just effective
0:55Yeah it's super effective
0:56More than a couple extra polygons
1:00My Fennekin evolved into a furry
1:03An animal or not? The line gets blurry
1:07I guess this is effective
1:09Yeah it's super effective
1:10So grab your ultra balls
1:14Gotta smash 'em all
1:18Pretend you like this game a lot
1:22Pretend you play it for the plot
1:25The only rule that you've been taught
1:29Must be the 34th
1:32You see Machokes they roam the wild
1:36It looks disturbin' but you don't mind
1:39'Cause in a fanfic that you write
1:42It's getting so much worse
1:47Pondering hearts hardening parts
1:48Your partners completed the training
1:50Your battling art's defying the charts
1:52It's so much more entertaining
1:53Gym leader appears the audience cheers
1:55Shattering battle arena
1:57Well she has no clue what
1:58You gonna do to her naive Primarina
2:00Ooh enemy Pokémon fainted
2:02Ooh this pleasure oh it's so tainted
2:04Look at her trainer she's devastated
2:05Take this you haters of furry baiting
2:07Ooh a silence fell over the crowd
2:09Ooh only some kid is crying aloud
2:10But you won the match and you got the badge
2:12It's over the edge but your mommy is proud
2:15Why not just cast a line and see who's baited?
2:18Reshaping the designs full on R rated
2:22Well that could be effective
2:23Yeah it's super effective
2:25Why polish game mechanics or a plot
2:29And at this point
2:30Who cares what I've been drinking?
2:32I find the Eeveelutions pretty kinky
2:35It really is effective
2:37Yeah it's super effective
2:39So don't forget your goal
2:42Gotta smash 'em all
2:44Lucario used Choking
2:45And you don't wanna stop him
2:47A route to any fetish
2:48A harem in your pocket
2:50Scorbunny likes it faster
2:52Machoke is gonna rock it
2:54Who wouldn't wanna master
2:55A harem in your pocket
2:57Gotta grab 'em all
2:58If you are into felines
2:59You better ask Team Rocket
3:01A route to any fetish
3:02A harem in your pocket
3:04Gotta yiff 'em all
3:05Scorbunny likes it faster
3:06Machoke is gonna rock it
3:08Who wouldn't wanna master
3:09A harem in your pocket
3:11Gotta breed 'em all
3:11Yeah you should be a master
3:13A harem in a pocket
3:14A furry waifu's master
3:16A harem in your pocket
3:17Gotta smash 'em all
3:18Yeah you should be a master
3:20A harem in a pocket
3:21A furry waifu's master
3:23Ooh yeah
3:23A harem in your pocket
3:25Gotta smash 'em all
3:28Furrýmon
I dreamt to be the very best Among the strong and brave But masters of the Pokémon Prefer to feel like slaves I left my home I tried to pass Right through the tall low poly grass As the strangest feeling in my pants Came like a tidal wave A wild Lopunny appears She's readily spreading her ears You see an Incineroar flexing oh dear This ecosystem is weird Heed their call to catch 'em all Master stop rubbing your blue poké balls Teach us new moves and carry us home We always do as we're told The furrýmonication's growing bolder They say it's in the eye of the beholder I say it's just effective Yeah it's super effective More than a couple extra polygons My Fennekin evolved into a furry An animal or not? The line gets blurry I guess this is effective Yeah it's super effective So grab your ultra balls Gotta smash 'em all Pretend you like this game a lot Pretend you play it for the plot The only rule that you've been taught Must be the 34th You see Machokes they roam the wild It looks disturbin' but you don't mind 'Cause in a fanfic that you write It's getting so much worse Pondering hearts hardening parts Your partners completed the training Your battling art's defying the charts It's so much more entertaining Gym leader appears the audience cheers Shattering battle arena Well she has no clue what You gonna do to her naive Primarina Ooh enemy Pokémon fainted Ooh this pleasure oh it's so tainted Look at her trainer she's devastated Take this you haters of furry baiting Ooh a silence fell over the crowd Ooh only some kid is crying aloud But you won the match and you got the badge It's over the edge but your mommy is proud Why not just cast a line and see who's baited? Reshaping the designs full on R rated Well that could be effective Yeah it's super effective Why polish game mechanics or a plot And at this point Who cares what I've been drinking? I find the Eeveelutions pretty kinky It really is effective Yeah it's super effective So don't forget your goal Gotta smash 'em all Lucario used Choking And you don't wanna stop him A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket Scorbunny likes it faster Machoke is gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket Gotta grab 'em all If you are into felines You better ask Team Rocket A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket Gotta yiff 'em all Scorbunny likes it faster Machoke is gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket Gotta breed 'em all Yeah you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifu's master A harem in your pocket Gotta smash 'em all Yeah you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifu's master Ooh yeah A harem in your pocket Gotta smash 'em all Furrýmon
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