Mortician
Matt Maltese"Mortician" is a song by Matt Maltese, released in 2023 in the Pop genre. The song is 2:28 long and contains 24 lines and 169 words.
Lyrics
0:14Your life makes mine look like a real farce
0:20I dont blame you for despising my job
0:26You said that men like me cant make their mind up
0:33I think youre wrong but I cant decide
0:40And when we went swimming
0:43They made us sign a form
0:46In case we died
0:48When I look back I wont wallow
0:54Ive done that ****before and it dont sit right
1:00You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
1:07And even a mortician sees the funny side
1:13So do I
1:29You have it in for all Americans
1:34You dont like when I use their words for things
1:42But thats the joy of being half-Canadian
1:45You get the worst of both worlds its the best
1:55And I when had the jab
1:58You interlocked our hands
2:01In case I passed out
2:03When I look back I wont wallow
2:09Ill do my best to not romanticise
2:12And every bird above is not a sparrow
2:22And even a mortician sees the funny side
2:28So do I
Your life makes mine look like a real farce I dont blame you for despising my job You said that men like me cant make their mind up I think youre wrong but I cant decide And when we went swimming They made us sign a form In case we died When I look back I wont wallow Ive done that ****before and it dont sit right You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow And even a mortician sees the funny side So do I You have it in for all Americans You dont like when I use their words for things But thats the joy of being half-Canadian You get the worst of both worlds its the best And I when had the jab You interlocked our hands In case I passed out When I look back I wont wallow Ill do my best to not romanticise And every bird above is not a sparrow And even a mortician sees the funny side So do I
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