No Consequences

Oh damn I'm tired
Oh sh*t f**ked around and overslept
Sh*t damn I missed a message too
Who's calling me this f**kin' early in the morning
You have one new message
Good morning this is nicole calling from your local government office
I am just calling to inform you that all law enforcement officials
Are off duty today and there will be no consequences for any actions
You choose to take oh sh*t thank you and enjoy your day
Oh hoho
Put away the ski mask today theres no consequences
Do what I like with no jail time or hopping fences
Some did me wrong in the past they'll be sorry
My ex is the first to feel today's venom b**ch
Found out she cheated on me indeed that's fresh
I'm confiscating tampons till she bleeds to death
I'm baggin a d**e tenth grader
She looked 25 but the law let me lay her
Rolled by the precinct pumpin NWA
Back to the crib to throw my rubbers away
Cuz today I'm going raw bust a load remain kidless
F**k AIDS and syphillis pulled out my hitlist
Found my slavedriver ex boss from the icehouse
Run his gear lock him in the freezer and its lights out
Find my first grade teacher right cross and knock the dyke out
Back in the days alot of people would annoy Zone
But I love grudges cuz you know that they avoid Zone
Excuse me sir bathroom for customers only ay yo no problem
I take a leak on Broadway in broad day
Cuz pissing on trees just ain't my steez
Tell the pigs to clean it in front of cops
Park in front of fire hydrants steal handicapped spots
Run up to Lucy Liu tongue her down and don't get smacked
Cruddy music making money I'll leave A and R's bloody
Roll through the ghetto pumpin ice ice baby
Think I give a f**k it's better than the sh*t I heard lately
Sick of all the churches making money off the section 8
And lower class so I confiscate the collection plate
Before this day ends go visit mayor Rudy shake his hand and
Gunshots proud to be a New York City resident
Take that motherf**ker
On my day with no consequences I wrote a short list
By the time I finished how to ad lib
Free prison on aribritrary basis
Armed robbery cover back while security changes shifts
I don't care if we was six when we had beef slick
Scorpios don't forget sh*t
Pulled the voting booth out its foundation
Kill the volunteer with it for trying to fool a whole entire nation
Run up on NBC while their televised live
Make the anchor woman suck my dick for someone elses lies
Leave pat buchanan strangled with his neck tie
Washington D C heard my battle cry
Blowing up phalic symbols and government officals
Slave rappers on they back due to hip hop misuse
Disguised in motor grease
Stab fake thugs in the neck with they own jesus piece
It coulda been gangsta rhymes or maybe its because
All consequences is suspended
Beat you to death with a club if my car's rear ended
Even J-Zone caught a bullet
For being late with my beat tape I had to do it
Don't misconstrue this no allies
I wouldn't trust no man in that situation no matter how tight
Later that night rather slight
Beat a cop to death with his own flashlight
A stick of gum sticks the whip to a stick of dynamite
Thats stuck in a judges tailpipe explosion
Do what I like an oddball leavin the site of his last odd job
With a toolbox his foreman's in a coffin
Get on the horn at one it's an all out Rosario Dawson hunt
Run up in your house