"I.L.M.P" is a song by Chris Moyles, Robbie Williams, released in 2012 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:45 long and contains 64 lines and 432 words.
Lyrics
0:14Well listen everybody let me tell you about me
0:17I love a lot of things in life
0:18Like the birds and the bees
0:20I love holidays in Spain and weekends in Leeds
0:24But most of all I love my p*nis
0:27Yeah
0:30And here's my friend to tell you what he loves
0:32Ladies and gentlemen
0:32Mr Robbie Williams
0:34I love cute little babies with their tiny little hands
0:38I love laying on the beach and playing in the sand
0:41I love walking in the park with the wind in the trees
0:45But most of all I love my p*nis
0:49They love love love their p*nis
0:52They love love love their p*nis
0:55I love the sunrise in the morning it's a lovely sight
0:59I love watching crappy films late into the night
1:02I love Michael Jackson records like black or white
1:06But most of all I love my p*nis
1:09They love love love their p*nis
1:13They love love love their p*nis
1:16I love bobbing up and down in the Caribbean sea
1:20I love watching the teli with a mug of tea
1:23I watch anything presented by Holly Willoughby
1:27I bet she'd love my p*nis
1:31Hey Rob how much do you love your p*nis
1:33I love it more than football
1:35Wow that's a lot of love
1:37Do you love your p*nis more than Leeds
1:39I take my p*nis everywhere I go
1:42He sure does
1:43Look at this little fella
1:44It's a lovely little thing
1:46So is yours
1:47It's smiling at me
1:48Well that's because he's a big fan of you Robbie
1:51Play it boys
2:09I love lazy sunday mornings
2:11A laying in bed
2:12I love sitting down to dinner with a basket of bread
2:16I love the technology of infrared
2:19But most of all mmm p*nis
2:22That's right
2:23So sing along with us if you're feeling the same
2:26Just be proud of your willy don't be ashamed
2:30So stand up proud and loudly proclaim
2:34We love our p*nises
2:38They're the men who's got it all
2:41Sophisticated handsome and very tall
2:45They're more delicious than a slice of cake
2:48More than in love with their trouser snake
3:02They love love love their p*nis
3:05They love love love their p*nis
3:08They love love love their p*nis
3:12They love love love their p*nis
3:15They love love love their p*nis
3:19They love love love their p*nis
3:22They love love love their p*nis
3:26They love love love their p*nis
3:30P E N I S love their p*nis
3:33P E N I S love their p*nis
3:37P E N I S love their p*nis
3:40I love my p*nis
3:45So do I
Well listen everybody let me tell you about me I love a lot of things in life Like the birds and the bees I love holidays in Spain and weekends in Leeds But most of all I love my p*nis Yeah And here's my friend to tell you what he loves Ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams I love cute little babies with their tiny little hands I love laying on the beach and playing in the sand I love walking in the park with the wind in the trees But most of all I love my p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis I love the sunrise in the morning it's a lovely sight I love watching crappy films late into the night I love Michael Jackson records like black or white But most of all I love my p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis I love bobbing up and down in the Caribbean sea I love watching the teli with a mug of tea I watch anything presented by Holly Willoughby I bet she'd love my p*nis Hey Rob how much do you love your p*nis I love it more than football Wow that's a lot of love Do you love your p*nis more than Leeds I take my p*nis everywhere I go He sure does Look at this little fella It's a lovely little thing So is yours It's smiling at me Well that's because he's a big fan of you Robbie Play it boys I love lazy sunday mornings A laying in bed I love sitting down to dinner with a basket of bread I love the technology of infrared But most of all mmm p*nis That's right So sing along with us if you're feeling the same Just be proud of your willy don't be ashamed So stand up proud and loudly proclaim We love our p*nises They're the men who's got it all Sophisticated handsome and very tall They're more delicious than a slice of cake More than in love with their trouser snake They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis They love love love their p*nis P E N I S love their p*nis P E N I S love their p*nis P E N I S love their p*nis I love my p*nis So do I
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