Talent Show (Explicit)

Talent Show - Snoop Dogg (史努比狗狗)
I been trying to develop an alternative fuel
From a mix of all natural substances
But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst
To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel
I'm sorry what was this magical catalyst
M*******a motherf**ker
Uh ladies and gentlemen players and playettes
Teachers staff and students
I am very honored to welcome you
To the high school annual talent show
Brought to you by the makers of
Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers
And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush
So without further adieux let's get this show on the road
First contestant bring your talent to the foreground
And let your smoke be yo' background
Everytime I go out
I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My n***a it's about to go down
We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die
All we need up in heres h*es now
Roll one up clean the ride case them h*es wanna jump inside
Got a joint filled with quality s**t
My bottom b***h smoking with me n***as talk s**t
All of 'em shrimp
I'm a big fish
Roll a joint lick it once tell you hit this
Groupies on my d**k
Several kushes on my hit-list
In and out these n***as b***hes
Smoking tree and not to mention hustling trying to mind my business
You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping
Yeah I hear what they saying just be to high to listen
'Bout my money tripping if I even fold it wrong
You ain't smoking this good
If it's fire tell you I sold it all
Or wait 'til one of my h*es come 'round to roll it all
Or say f**k it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg
I show off I show off I show off
Car push to start hit the button once it go off
Keep the money coming in and the papers rolled up
And ain't worried about a hating n***a they get no love
Everytime I go out
I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My n***a it's about to go down
We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die
All we need up in heres h*es now
Roll one up clean the ride case them h*es wanna jump inside
I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan
And blow circles around you suckas like a marathon
My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen
My b***h did my homework and now I'm in detention
It should be suspension
This is my audition
So play your position get the picture I envision
Did she mention: Snoop Dogg was made for kissing
A barracuda fishing she on a mission for me
Pleasure pain and glory in my inventory
My SATs my little b***h she did 'em for me
And now we prancing on stage at the talent show
We flossing my clothes my chain and my knapsack
Full of that hand me that can you see my telescope
Principal say she want to see me cause she smell my smoke
'Bout my money tripping even if I fold it wrong
Blowing zones with Wiz because this is the protocol
Everytime I go out
I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My n***a it's about to go down
We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die
All we need up in heres h*es now
Roll one up clean the ride case them h*es wanna jump inside
Yeah it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan
It's a talent show and everybody got to know
You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready
So when I stepped in for the talent show
I had stole the show because I was already ready
Everybody should know they part
Because the whole world is the stage
And everybody play a part
So when you at the talent show
You got to know yo' part
And you got to know when to move
And when not to move
And by me being a famous player
And know my game
I took the talent show because I had style
I had flash I had originality
I had me and that's what it's all about
When you doin a talent show you got to be you
Green for the money gold for the honey
I'm the original