Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) (Explicit)
Hazbin Hotel, Erika Henningsen, Christian Borle, Joel Perez, Lilli Cooper, Stephanie Beatriz, Kevin Del Aguila, Krystina Alabado, Keith David, Kimiko Glenn, Amir Talai, Sam Haft, Andrew Underberg"Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) (Explicit)" is a song by Hazbin Hotel, Erika Henningsen, Christian Borle, Joel Perez, Lilli Cooper, Stephanie Beatriz, Kevin Del Aguila, Krystina Alabado, Keith David, Kimiko Glenn, Amir Talai, Sam Haft, Andrew Underberg, released in 2025 in the Pop genre. The song is 3:22 long and contains 100 lines and 515 words.
0:06Come on in here's your key
0:09Let me take your bag wait 'til you see
0:12The hotel 'cause it's great
0:15If you parked your car we'll validate
0:19All our guests are family
0:23Hey perv hands off the chest fluff
0:25That's the Hazbin guarantee
0:30And did I mention it's free?
0:31It's worth the price
0:32Al be nice
0:33Full of drunks
0:33Full of cunts
0:34Full of sticky floors covered in junk
0:37Ha don't mind them
0:38No one does
0:39Or that hole
0:40Ugh Cherri
0:41What?
0:41You've made a great choice to save your soul
0:44'Cause redemption is possible I really really hope
0:47'Cause if it isn't then my whole life's been a ******* joke
0:50And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope
0:53From watching him get ******* murdered right in front of me last month
0:56What?
0:57There's a bar
0:57What the ****?
0:58Have a beer
0:59I don't drink
1:00I just know you're gonna love it here
1:04We can live in harmony
1:08No I can't make a ******* Mai Tai
1:10That's the Hazbin guarantee
1:14Now repeat after me
1:16I'm checkin' in
1:17I'm checkin' in
1:19I'm seekin' guidance
1:21I'm seekin' guidance
1:21Come on everybody
1:22For my reckonin'
1:24For my reckonin'
1:25I'll never turn to violence
1:27I'll never turn
1:29I'm checkin' in
1:30I'm checking in
1:32I'm seekin' guidance
1:33That place sucked ass
1:35Psst hey you
1:36Who? Me?
1:37That's right baby
1:39Redemption got you snoring?
1:40That scene was ******* boring
1:42Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?
1:45Because I sense a drop of star potential
1:48With a little boost that drip could turn torrential
1:51Come on down to Vee Tower where we have talent flower
1:54No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power
1:58Let's start with a killer fit let's get filler in those lips
2:01Wax that gooch and pull that strip
2:02A-snip snip snip
2:04Ooh all of Hell's gonna want you
2:09In this game no one outdoes us
2:11No one can outbuzz us
2:13All you gotta do is trust us
2:14La-la-la
2:15Just us
2:16La-la-la
2:17Trust us
2:18Take all these starring roles
2:19We trademarked all your holes
2:21There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed
2:24Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much
2:27But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you
2:30Scratch that they changed the channel
2:32And we can't sell the scandal
2:33Hope you had fun but we are done with you
2:35Your run has cancelled
2:37We're finished I'm not kidding
2:38Get the **** out of my building
2:40Get the **** out of my building
2:41Snip snip snip *****
2:43Ooh but if you know someone
2:46You tell 'em that no one outdoes us
2:50No one can outbuzz us
2:51All they gotta do is
2:53Come on in
2:53Come on down to Vee Tower
2:54Here's your key
2:55And see how great your afterlife could be
3:00We can live in harmony
3:04Why be nice when you can be famous?
3:06That's the Hazbin
3:09Sign and cash in
3:12Guarantee
3:14Yeah right *****
3:15Trust me just me
3:18Trust
3:19Us no I
3:20I meant to say us
3:22Uh-huh
3:22Yeah okay
Come on in here's your key Let me take your bag wait 'til you see The hotel 'cause it's great If you parked your car we'll validate All our guests are family Hey perv hands off the chest fluff That's the Hazbin guarantee And did I mention it's free? It's worth the price Al be nice Full of drunks Full of cunts Full of sticky floors covered in junk Ha don't mind them No one does Or that hole Ugh Cherri What? You've made a great choice to save your soul 'Cause redemption is possible I really really hope 'Cause if it isn't then my whole life's been a ******* joke And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope From watching him get ******* murdered right in front of me last month What? There's a bar What the ****? Have a beer I don't drink I just know you're gonna love it here We can live in harmony No I can't make a ******* Mai Tai That's the Hazbin guarantee Now repeat after me I'm checkin' in I'm checkin' in I'm seekin' guidance I'm seekin' guidance Come on everybody For my reckonin' For my reckonin' I'll never turn to violence I'll never turn I'm checkin' in I'm checking in I'm seekin' guidance That place sucked ass Psst hey you Who? Me? That's right baby Redemption got you snoring? That scene was ******* boring Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? Because I sense a drop of star potential With a little boost that drip could turn torrential Come on down to Vee Tower where we have talent flower No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power Let's start with a killer fit let's get filler in those lips Wax that gooch and pull that strip A-snip snip snip Ooh all of Hell's gonna want you In this game no one outdoes us No one can outbuzz us All you gotta do is trust us La-la-la Just us La-la-la Trust us Take all these starring roles We trademarked all your holes There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you Scratch that they changed the channel And we can't sell the scandal Hope you had fun but we are done with you Your run has cancelled We're finished I'm not kidding Get the **** out of my building Get the **** out of my building Snip snip snip ***** Ooh but if you know someone You tell 'em that no one outdoes us No one can outbuzz us All they gotta do is Come on in Come on down to Vee Tower Here's your key And see how great your afterlife could be We can live in harmony Why be nice when you can be famous? That's the Hazbin Sign and cash in Guarantee Yeah right ***** Trust me just me Trust Us no I I meant to say us Uh-huh Yeah okay
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