Cabbage Head (LP版)

Last night I come home
Tired as a man can be
I saw a mule in my stable
Where my mule is supposed to be
I said wake up Sally
Explain this stuff to me
Whose mule is that in my stable
Where my mule is supposed to be
She said hush your mouth
You're talking real silly
Open up your eyes and see
That ain't nothing but a milk cow
That the farmer man left to me
You I walk all over the world
To the Gulf of Mexico
But that's the first time
I've ever seen a milk cow with a saddle
On it's back before
Next night when I come home
Tired as a man could be
I saw a hat on my dresser drawer
Where my hat is supposed to be
I said wake up Sally
Explain this stuff to me
Whose hat is that on my dresser
Where my hat is supposed to be
She said hush your mouth
You're talking real silly
Open up your eyes and see
That ain't nothing
But an old cabbage that the grocer man left for me
You I walk all over the world to the Gulf of Mexico
I ain't seen no cabbage with a hat on his head before
The next night when I come home tired
As a man could be
I see some guy on the ront porch
Where I am supposed to be
I said wake up Sally explain this mess to me
Who is this guy on my front porch
Where I am supposed to be
She said now hush your mouth
You're acting real ignorant
Open up your eyes and see
That ain't nothing but a shadow
You're always accusing me
Now I've been all over this world
Down to the Gulf of Mexico
But I ain't never stumbled over a shadow
In my whole life before