Ironic (Acoustic)

An old man turned 98
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought?
It figures
Mister play-it-safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice?"
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought?
It figures
Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' alright
Yeah well life has a funny way
Of helpin' you out when you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam
When you're already late
No smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And meeting his beautiful husband
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought?
It figures