Richard (Explicit)

Richard (理查德) (Explicit) - Obie Trice/Eminem (埃米纳姆)
Yeah
Trice
Statik Selektah
O back around the corner
Got the crack  put in your orders
We 'bout to run up out the stores
It's notorious  the way I got big spitting stories
Being me's X-Clan  Vanglorious
We're not your favorite  f**k it
You know the system and you buck it
Have you revisiting how you used to love it
A ni**a spew through the music  acoustics  cool kid
Used to pursue excuses  truth is  I was truent in school
So its influence is foolish  that was my views
I'm back at it  the rap addict  by any means
We gon get these stacks accurate  no skinny jeans
Say he ain't a star  niggas might be right
I'm so regular  ni**a gotta sh*t tonight
Take it back Selektah  let 'em know it's Trice
Put your seatbelts on  we gon' ride tonight
And I would like to introduce myse-self
Surprise  Hi  it's Ike
'Bout to get my Ike on  I come with a life supply
Of wife beaters and my Nikes on
And a white tee over that Iron Mike
Lookin' fly tonight  feel like I might die from a spider bite
Come back as Spider-Man  Park my Peter inside a dyke
B**ch actin' like she got f**kin' higher standards than Meijer's  right
Had to pry her fingers off the motherf**kin' Breyer's ice cream
With the pliers  like “AAHHH ”
Only a ruthless bastard would do this
Take a toothles b**ch with no taste buds to Ruth Chris
Give her toothpicks  stop on the way home
Pick up two Big Bufords
Girl  you got a nice pair  but you're plum stupid
So when I pull up in that Benz
Don't try to pretend you ain't interested
To impress your stupid a** friends
And refuse to get in woman  and get slammed on the ground
And snap like a pool stick against cement
If you suck of dick  pretend it's a musical instrument
You get one shot  do not miss your chance to blow
I can tell at first glance you're a ho
Cause your pants are so tight
When you dance with O  Trice  your implants explode
So cold to dykes  the chance is snow in San Francisco
Boy I'm from Detroit city  you livin' in animosity
That's a f**ked up state to be in  such an atrocity
Look where these random thoughts get me
In senseless mind babble  “What me  Apologize  labrbrr”
That's just the way the rhyme unravels
And I wouldn't f**king take it back if I time traveled
Just call me Richard  cause I'm a dick
It's also Richard cause I feel like you should
Pry your f**king mouth up off of it
I said just call me Richard  cause I'm a dick
You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick
When I hold my privates to your first clue
Sherlock  prick  Just call me Richard
That's my motives  jumpin' out them Rovers
All white  like I was right up in the Dakotas
Or Minnesota  did I mention soda
When it's mixed with viola  watch my cup runneth over
Cut from a soldier
Them ho niggas disposable toaster
Putting holes in a ni**a getting close enough
Being me till the credits roll
Till my condition is beyond what the medics know
They wanna edit O
Like a prosthetic third leg let it go
This is Shady 1 0 Em let 'em know
I still profit through the process
The prize in my jeans my balls'll never digress
I'm a dick that I brag about
I put it in fast and then I drag it out
World  I be your special friend see
Cause these suckas suffer from pseudo penis envy
Just call me Richard  cause I'm a dick
It's also Richard cause I feel like you should
Pry your f**king mouth up off of it
I said just call me Richard  cause I'm a dick
You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick
When I hold my privates to your first clue
Sherlock  prick  Just call me Richard